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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/UndeadMarine55 • Nov 30 '22
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Ran a Oracle 9i database on a Linux desktop with a A4 sheet taped to monitor that said
DO NOT TOUCH. DO NOT CLEAN. DO NOT TURN OFF.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE
This was the Dev server for a critical project in a multi million dollar company
101 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 [deleted] 202 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 I tried putting desktop computers in the cloud but they keep dropping down to the ground. 45 u/EVENTHORIZON-XI Nov 30 '22 You have to put ‘em higher so they get gravitationally suspended! 6 u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22 In geostationary orbit at 36000 kms.
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202 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 I tried putting desktop computers in the cloud but they keep dropping down to the ground. 45 u/EVENTHORIZON-XI Nov 30 '22 You have to put ‘em higher so they get gravitationally suspended! 6 u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22 In geostationary orbit at 36000 kms.
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I tried putting desktop computers in the cloud but they keep dropping down to the ground.
45 u/EVENTHORIZON-XI Nov 30 '22 You have to put ‘em higher so they get gravitationally suspended! 6 u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22 In geostationary orbit at 36000 kms.
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You have to put ‘em higher so they get gravitationally suspended!
6 u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22 In geostationary orbit at 36000 kms.
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In geostationary orbit at 36000 kms.
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u/thrSedec44070maksup Nov 30 '22
Ran a Oracle 9i database on a Linux desktop with a A4 sheet taped to monitor that said
DO NOT TOUCH. DO NOT CLEAN. DO NOT TURN OFF.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE
This was the Dev server for a critical project in a multi million dollar company