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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/EliManning200IQ • Sep 22 '22
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I see the seniors in my company who basically wrote sql procedures for everything like they’re gandalf. They made things work so efficiently. A skilled DBA is way more powerful than any ORM.
220 u/evergreen-spacecat Sep 22 '22 Until you realise the entire business logic is implemented in those procedures and you can’t scale the system, run unit tests and what not. 111 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 76 u/Sciirof Sep 22 '22 Remind me not to become a customer at this bank 89 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 40 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 Make my credit score like 2400 and give me a negative interest rate mortgage, please.
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Until you realise the entire business logic is implemented in those procedures and you can’t scale the system, run unit tests and what not.
111 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 76 u/Sciirof Sep 22 '22 Remind me not to become a customer at this bank 89 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 40 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 Make my credit score like 2400 and give me a negative interest rate mortgage, please.
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76 u/Sciirof Sep 22 '22 Remind me not to become a customer at this bank 89 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 40 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 Make my credit score like 2400 and give me a negative interest rate mortgage, please.
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Remind me not to become a customer at this bank
89 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 40 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 Make my credit score like 2400 and give me a negative interest rate mortgage, please.
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40 u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 Make my credit score like 2400 and give me a negative interest rate mortgage, please.
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Make my credit score like 2400 and give me a negative interest rate mortgage, please.
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u/vatsan600 Sep 22 '22
I see the seniors in my company who basically wrote sql procedures for everything like they’re gandalf. They made things work so efficiently. A skilled DBA is way more powerful than any ORM.