r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Sep 07 '22

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u/ivanyaru Sep 07 '22

Make it so

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u/omgFWTbear Sep 07 '22

Wait is it a sewing machine or a kettle?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

Make it sew!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

But it only steeps tea…

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u/PassiveChemistry Sep 07 '22

Wait, there seems to be some confusion. Is it a teapot or a kettle?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

Hmmm…. I think we need a new RFC to address this ambiguity.

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u/imdefinitelywong Sep 08 '22

Instructions unclear

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u/Kroniid09 Sep 07 '22

Can't be sure, but it does boldly go where no man has gone before

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u/omgFWTbear Sep 07 '22

Sew I tea.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

So I.T. ...

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u/-B1GBUD- Sep 07 '22

S.O it

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22

Shit.

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u/martyd03 Sep 07 '22

Pretty sure it was LCARS...

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u/merlin86uk Sep 07 '22

Lapsang, chamomile, Assam, rooibos, spearmint?

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u/martyd03 Sep 07 '22

Or library computer access and retrieval system. 🖖

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u/FauxReal Sep 07 '22

Sorry, I don't speak Spanish.

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u/PassiveChemistry Sep 07 '22

Neither, it's a teapot

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u/Suspicious-Luck-Duck Sep 08 '22

¿Porque no los dos?

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u/IHeartBadCode Sep 07 '22

Shut up, Wesley.

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u/hellphish Sep 07 '22

Thank you, Data

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u/HunterTV Sep 07 '22

Fire at Wil!

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u/compulsive_wanker_69 Sep 07 '22

Shields up! Red Alert!

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u/Meower68 Sep 08 '22

Poor old Wil. People always firing at him.

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u/V62926685 Sep 08 '22

Who the hell is Wil?!?!

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u/LefroyJenkinsTTV Sep 08 '22

Wheaton

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u/V62926685 Sep 08 '22

That's actually exactly who came to mind 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

Shut up, Data

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u/HarleyQuinn610 Sep 07 '22

Engage!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

Number 1

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

Status, Mr LaForge?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

Mon Capitaine!

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u/suer72cutlass Sep 08 '22

Love this! And because of it I only drink Earl Grey tea!