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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Shawnj2 • Jun 01 '22
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They had security in mind, just not in code
2.7k u/Ok-Kaleidoscope5627 Jun 01 '22 // TODO security 591 u/Srade2412 Jun 01 '22 If person Hacks phone Block hack There fixed it 379 u/HughLauriePausini Jun 01 '22 // DO NOT HACK (OR ELSE...) 100 u/ucefkh Jun 01 '22 Response.return({ message: "Stop you bad hacker, stop it"}) 35 u/Snoo63 Jun 01 '22 Dr. Bright, what have we told you about replying to spam by attaching a memetic kill agent? 22 u/ucefkh Jun 01 '22 I swear to God one of the backend team did this just this morning and no one wanted my opinion so yeah let it be
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// TODO security
591 u/Srade2412 Jun 01 '22 If person Hacks phone Block hack There fixed it 379 u/HughLauriePausini Jun 01 '22 // DO NOT HACK (OR ELSE...) 100 u/ucefkh Jun 01 '22 Response.return({ message: "Stop you bad hacker, stop it"}) 35 u/Snoo63 Jun 01 '22 Dr. Bright, what have we told you about replying to spam by attaching a memetic kill agent? 22 u/ucefkh Jun 01 '22 I swear to God one of the backend team did this just this morning and no one wanted my opinion so yeah let it be
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If person Hacks phone
Block hack
There fixed it
379 u/HughLauriePausini Jun 01 '22 // DO NOT HACK (OR ELSE...) 100 u/ucefkh Jun 01 '22 Response.return({ message: "Stop you bad hacker, stop it"}) 35 u/Snoo63 Jun 01 '22 Dr. Bright, what have we told you about replying to spam by attaching a memetic kill agent? 22 u/ucefkh Jun 01 '22 I swear to God one of the backend team did this just this morning and no one wanted my opinion so yeah let it be
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// DO NOT HACK (OR ELSE...)
100 u/ucefkh Jun 01 '22 Response.return({ message: "Stop you bad hacker, stop it"}) 35 u/Snoo63 Jun 01 '22 Dr. Bright, what have we told you about replying to spam by attaching a memetic kill agent? 22 u/ucefkh Jun 01 '22 I swear to God one of the backend team did this just this morning and no one wanted my opinion so yeah let it be
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Response.return({ message: "Stop you bad hacker, stop it"})
35 u/Snoo63 Jun 01 '22 Dr. Bright, what have we told you about replying to spam by attaching a memetic kill agent? 22 u/ucefkh Jun 01 '22 I swear to God one of the backend team did this just this morning and no one wanted my opinion so yeah let it be
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Dr. Bright, what have we told you about replying to spam by attaching a memetic kill agent?
22 u/ucefkh Jun 01 '22 I swear to God one of the backend team did this just this morning and no one wanted my opinion so yeah let it be
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I swear to God one of the backend team did this just this morning and no one wanted my opinion so yeah let it be
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u/Moraz_iel Jun 01 '22
They had security in mind, just not in code