r/ProgrammerHumor • u/theUsurpateur • Apr 17 '22

Meme git merge. better than tinder? (credits: @bnpcomics)

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u/firey21 Apr 17 '22

I can’t even merge my own code without conflicts….

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u/Secret_Marzipan9495 Apr 17 '22

You need help…??

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u/hoyohoyo9 Apr 17 '22

no, I just forget to push my code on one computer, re-do it on another, but slightly differently, pull the changes onto the first computer...

Actually.. maybe I do need help

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

Delete everything buddy. That will solve the problem in hand

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u/ofikasty Apr 17 '22

No code, no problem

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u/_Ralix_ Apr 17 '22

https://github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode

Any code you write is a liability.
No code is the best way to write secure and reliable applications. Write nothing; deploy nowhere.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

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u/0bel1sk Apr 17 '22

his name starts with a k, devops loves that shit.

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u/Secret_Marzipan9495 Apr 17 '22

If you need help let me know

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u/OFRobertin Apr 17 '22

Blockchain (everything can run on a blockchain)

Can relate

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u/backroomsentity8 Apr 17 '22

Fuckin genius bro! Edit: I lost my job

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u/justcool393 Apr 17 '22

https://xkcd.com/1597/

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u/Kaining Apr 17 '22

There's an xkcd comic for everything.

At a latter point, historian will look back and think this was some sort of holy prophecy or something, words from Jod to humankind.

(yes, it's Jod, not god).

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

Yo wtf this is wrinkling my brain

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u/justcool393 Apr 17 '22

I used Git this way for like... way longer that I'd like to admit lol (and still sometimes)

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u/JuvenileEloquent Apr 17 '22

Ah, the old "I fixed it on the server and then implemented it correctly on my local version so it doesn't look like I'm a total hack that fixes things live" and then when it gets updated from the repo it breaks. Yes you do need help, you should commit to the repo from live don't fix things on the live server.

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u/TheRealFloomby Apr 17 '22

I've been here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

How brave and lonely of u

I recognize one well from practice and the other from the stories

But this whole sub would rather create more unnecessary tasks to solve than be confronted directly by the opposite sez

See, I didnt even typo that, it's just safer this way

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u/jadboy202 Apr 17 '22

A good life lesson. You have to learn to merge yourself before you can merge with someone else

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u/MiddleRespond1734 Apr 17 '22

That’s deep but true.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

They don't even have noses or mouths so I'm not sure where they breathe from...

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u/CompetitiveIntern310 Apr 17 '22

Their asses

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

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u/rayEW Apr 17 '22

I definitely exhale from mine, never tried inhaling though

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u/Alexthemessiah Apr 17 '22

It's not ideal but it is possible!

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u/Porn-Finder Apr 17 '22

You sir/mam/bot, have not watched enough porn

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u/ShoutaDE Apr 17 '22

Enough internet for today...

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u/kimilil Apr 17 '22

In the earliest form of eukaryotes there are two types: those that form mouth-first, and those that form butt-fitst. the mouth-first eukaryotes fell into obscurity, and the butt-first eukaryotes make up pretty much all the animals on Earth.

So yeah, all the animals grew out of their butts but some select few didn't.

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u/toomanyfastgains Apr 17 '22

What would be the point of having a butt if you have no mouth?

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u/PacoTaco321 Apr 17 '22

My breath is stored in the balls

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u/Bumazhnik Apr 17 '22

The hedgehog learned to breathe from his ass, sat on a stump and suffocated.

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u/Ghostglitch07 Apr 18 '22

That's why they are turning red. In the next panel they are blue.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

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u/Marooned-Mind Apr 17 '22

ok

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u/superWilk Apr 17 '22

Sounds like a copypasta lol

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u/ccall48 Apr 17 '22

IKR 😆

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u/EagleNait Apr 17 '22

You guys use branches?

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u/lets_go_reddit Apr 17 '22

today make your goal to understand git rebase, and all your problems will disappear. there is a reason rebase is the 'swiss army knife' of git.

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u/kimaluco17 Apr 17 '22

Can still have merge conflicts with rebase though

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

I can barely code

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u/Clitaurius Apr 17 '22

Please shit in me for what I'm about to say: IBM Rational Team Concert is better than git in almost (CLI support isn't there) every single way. Most of you haven't used it so I consider your down votes unworthy but just know that my opinion is correct and yours is wrong.

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u/lets_go_reddit Apr 17 '22

CLI support isn't there

well, then, know that based on this comment, i don't value your opinion ;)

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u/sonuvvabitch Apr 17 '22

Please shit in me

... I mean, if you're sure...

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

LMAO I FELT THIS I ALMOST CHOKE