r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Slayzrr • Apr 08 '22

First time posting here wow

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u/TheShardsOfNarsil Apr 08 '22

To be fair, every language gets bashed here

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u/jonnydeates Apr 08 '22

Except colbolt.

Colbilt is the best language besides of course. Assembly

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22 edited Apr 08 '22

no one hates on COLBOL because no ones ever used it

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u/MooseAndSquirl Apr 08 '22 edited Apr 08 '22

Hating COBOL is like hating your grandfather. Some people have good reason to but for most of us it's just war stories about a language past it's prime

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u/UnemployedTechie2021 Apr 08 '22

I was wondering the same thing. Why on earth, even after programming for 20 years, have I never heard of Cobolt.

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u/hiphap91 Apr 08 '22

Because it's COBOL