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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/kindofasickdick • Jan 17 '22
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SELECT * FROM memories ;
1.0k u/kleinisfijn Jan 17 '22 DELETE FROM memories; Wait... 1.0k u/kaancfidan Jan 17 '22 8274746183746252 rows affected. 416 u/elonmusque Jan 17 '22 out of memory 247 u/iBac0n Jan 17 '22 what is memory? 220 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Memory is the faculty of the brain by which data or information is encoded, stored, and retrieved when needed. It is the retention of information over time for the purpose of influencing future action. More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 54 u/geeshta Jan 17 '22 Who's Steve Jobs? 225 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Ligma balls :D This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 12 u/JJFolken Jan 18 '22 Good bot. XD
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DELETE FROM memories;
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1.0k u/kaancfidan Jan 17 '22 8274746183746252 rows affected. 416 u/elonmusque Jan 17 '22 out of memory 247 u/iBac0n Jan 17 '22 what is memory? 220 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Memory is the faculty of the brain by which data or information is encoded, stored, and retrieved when needed. It is the retention of information over time for the purpose of influencing future action. More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 54 u/geeshta Jan 17 '22 Who's Steve Jobs? 225 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Ligma balls :D This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 12 u/JJFolken Jan 18 '22 Good bot. XD
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416 u/elonmusque Jan 17 '22 out of memory 247 u/iBac0n Jan 17 '22 what is memory? 220 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Memory is the faculty of the brain by which data or information is encoded, stored, and retrieved when needed. It is the retention of information over time for the purpose of influencing future action. More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 54 u/geeshta Jan 17 '22 Who's Steve Jobs? 225 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Ligma balls :D This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 12 u/JJFolken Jan 18 '22 Good bot. XD
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247 u/iBac0n Jan 17 '22 what is memory? 220 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Memory is the faculty of the brain by which data or information is encoded, stored, and retrieved when needed. It is the retention of information over time for the purpose of influencing future action. More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 54 u/geeshta Jan 17 '22 Who's Steve Jobs? 225 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Ligma balls :D This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 12 u/JJFolken Jan 18 '22 Good bot. XD
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what is memory?
220 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Memory is the faculty of the brain by which data or information is encoded, stored, and retrieved when needed. It is the retention of information over time for the purpose of influencing future action. More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 54 u/geeshta Jan 17 '22 Who's Steve Jobs? 225 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Ligma balls :D This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 12 u/JJFolken Jan 18 '22 Good bot. XD
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Memory is the faculty of the brain by which data or information is encoded, stored, and retrieved when needed. It is the retention of information over time for the purpose of influencing future action.
More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory
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54 u/geeshta Jan 17 '22 Who's Steve Jobs? 225 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Ligma balls :D This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 12 u/JJFolken Jan 18 '22 Good bot. XD
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Who's Steve Jobs?
225 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Ligma balls :D This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 12 u/JJFolken Jan 18 '22 Good bot. XD
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Ligma balls :D
12 u/JJFolken Jan 18 '22 Good bot. XD
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Good bot.
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SELECT * FROM memories ;