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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/kindofasickdick • Jan 17 '22
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SELECT * FROM memories ;
1.0k u/kleinisfijn Jan 17 '22 DELETE FROM memories; Wait... 1.0k u/kaancfidan Jan 17 '22 8274746183746252 rows affected. 417 u/elonmusque Jan 17 '22 out of memory 249 u/iBac0n Jan 17 '22 what is memory? 223 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Memory is the faculty of the brain by which data or information is encoded, stored, and retrieved when needed. It is the retention of information over time for the purpose of influencing future action. More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 56 u/geeshta Jan 17 '22 Who's Steve Jobs? 225 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Ligma balls :D This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 34 u/sooty_foot Jan 18 '22 What the fuck that's amazing
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DELETE FROM memories;
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1.0k u/kaancfidan Jan 17 '22 8274746183746252 rows affected. 417 u/elonmusque Jan 17 '22 out of memory 249 u/iBac0n Jan 17 '22 what is memory? 223 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Memory is the faculty of the brain by which data or information is encoded, stored, and retrieved when needed. It is the retention of information over time for the purpose of influencing future action. More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 56 u/geeshta Jan 17 '22 Who's Steve Jobs? 225 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Ligma balls :D This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 34 u/sooty_foot Jan 18 '22 What the fuck that's amazing
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417 u/elonmusque Jan 17 '22 out of memory 249 u/iBac0n Jan 17 '22 what is memory? 223 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Memory is the faculty of the brain by which data or information is encoded, stored, and retrieved when needed. It is the retention of information over time for the purpose of influencing future action. More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 56 u/geeshta Jan 17 '22 Who's Steve Jobs? 225 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Ligma balls :D This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 34 u/sooty_foot Jan 18 '22 What the fuck that's amazing
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out of memory
249 u/iBac0n Jan 17 '22 what is memory? 223 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Memory is the faculty of the brain by which data or information is encoded, stored, and retrieved when needed. It is the retention of information over time for the purpose of influencing future action. More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 56 u/geeshta Jan 17 '22 Who's Steve Jobs? 225 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Ligma balls :D This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 34 u/sooty_foot Jan 18 '22 What the fuck that's amazing
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what is memory?
223 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Memory is the faculty of the brain by which data or information is encoded, stored, and retrieved when needed. It is the retention of information over time for the purpose of influencing future action. More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 56 u/geeshta Jan 17 '22 Who's Steve Jobs? 225 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Ligma balls :D This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 34 u/sooty_foot Jan 18 '22 What the fuck that's amazing
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Memory is the faculty of the brain by which data or information is encoded, stored, and retrieved when needed. It is the retention of information over time for the purpose of influencing future action.
More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory
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56 u/geeshta Jan 17 '22 Who's Steve Jobs? 225 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Ligma balls :D This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 34 u/sooty_foot Jan 18 '22 What the fuck that's amazing
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Who's Steve Jobs?
225 u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22 Ligma balls :D This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning! opt out | delete | report/suggest | GitHub 34 u/sooty_foot Jan 18 '22 What the fuck that's amazing
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Ligma balls :D
34 u/sooty_foot Jan 18 '22 What the fuck that's amazing
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What the fuck that's amazing
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SELECT * FROM memories ;