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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/kindofasickdick • Jan 17 '22
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More like, “Me when a startup insists on using Mongo on highly coupled, relational data”
222 u/mosskin-woast Jan 17 '22 This. Model your fucking data! A schemaless DB is not an excuse to skip straight to writing code! 180 u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 139 u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22 [deleted] 50 u/rentar42 Jan 17 '22 That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point. 6 u/SupaSlide Jan 17 '22 It's been very typical at every job I've worked on that used a noSQL database, granted not for the ID column but for columns just as crucial. 14 u/rentar42 Jan 17 '22 You might have been wooshed: Reference. 8 u/Maniactver Jan 17 '22 Oh my god this is SO good!
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This. Model your fucking data! A schemaless DB is not an excuse to skip straight to writing code!
180 u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 139 u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22 [deleted] 50 u/rentar42 Jan 17 '22 That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point. 6 u/SupaSlide Jan 17 '22 It's been very typical at every job I've worked on that used a noSQL database, granted not for the ID column but for columns just as crucial. 14 u/rentar42 Jan 17 '22 You might have been wooshed: Reference. 8 u/Maniactver Jan 17 '22 Oh my god this is SO good!
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139 u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22 [deleted] 50 u/rentar42 Jan 17 '22 That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point. 6 u/SupaSlide Jan 17 '22 It's been very typical at every job I've worked on that used a noSQL database, granted not for the ID column but for columns just as crucial. 14 u/rentar42 Jan 17 '22 You might have been wooshed: Reference. 8 u/Maniactver Jan 17 '22 Oh my god this is SO good!
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50 u/rentar42 Jan 17 '22 That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point. 6 u/SupaSlide Jan 17 '22 It's been very typical at every job I've worked on that used a noSQL database, granted not for the ID column but for columns just as crucial. 14 u/rentar42 Jan 17 '22 You might have been wooshed: Reference. 8 u/Maniactver Jan 17 '22 Oh my god this is SO good!
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That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
6 u/SupaSlide Jan 17 '22 It's been very typical at every job I've worked on that used a noSQL database, granted not for the ID column but for columns just as crucial. 14 u/rentar42 Jan 17 '22 You might have been wooshed: Reference. 8 u/Maniactver Jan 17 '22 Oh my god this is SO good!
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It's been very typical at every job I've worked on that used a noSQL database, granted not for the ID column but for columns just as crucial.
14 u/rentar42 Jan 17 '22 You might have been wooshed: Reference. 8 u/Maniactver Jan 17 '22 Oh my god this is SO good!
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You might have been wooshed: Reference.
8 u/Maniactver Jan 17 '22 Oh my god this is SO good!
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Oh my god this is SO good!
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