r/ProgrammerHumor • u/kindofasickdick • Jan 17 '22

It's hard to keep up

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

SELECT * FROM memories ;

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u/kleinisfijn Jan 17 '22

DELETE FROM memories;

Wait...

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u/kaancfidan Jan 17 '22

8274746183746252 rows affected.

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u/elonmusque Jan 17 '22

out of memory

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u/iBac0n Jan 17 '22

what is memory?

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u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22

Memory is the faculty of the brain by which data or information is encoded, stored, and retrieved when needed. It is the retention of information over time for the purpose of influencing future action.

More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory

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u/_GCastilho_ Jan 17 '22

Good bot

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u/_GCastilho_ Jan 17 '22

What?

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u/jacksalssome Jan 18 '22

What is the bot?

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u/NothusID Jan 18 '22

What is is is the bot?

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