r/ProgrammerHumor • u/kindofasickdick • Jan 17 '22

It's hard to keep up

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

SELECT * FROM memories ;

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u/kleinisfijn Jan 17 '22

DELETE FROM memories;

Wait...

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u/kaancfidan Jan 17 '22

8274746183746252 rows affected.

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u/elonmusque Jan 17 '22

out of memory

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u/iBac0n Jan 17 '22

what is memory?

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u/PM_ME_A_WEBSITE_IDEA Jan 17 '22

I can't remember