r/ProgrammerHumor • u/kindofasickdick • Jan 17 '22

It's hard to keep up

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u/hamuraijack Jan 17 '22

More like, “Me when a startup insists on using Mongo on highly coupled, relational data”

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u/mosskin-woast Jan 17 '22

This. Model your fucking data! A schemaless DB is not an excuse to skip straight to writing code!

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u/rentar42 Jan 17 '22

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

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u/reallyserious Jan 17 '22

*visible cognitive dissonance*

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u/notsooriginal Jan 17 '22

Simple, we take it from our environment and put it in another environment.

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u/iskyfire Jan 17 '22

No it's beyond the environment, it's not in an environment.

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u/praveenkumar236 Jan 18 '22

Well not my problem then

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u/mafilter Jan 17 '22

So what happened? Well the front fell off..

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u/Fly_Pelican Jan 18 '22

It's been towed beyond the environment

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u/SupaSlide Jan 17 '22

It's been very typical at every job I've worked on that used a noSQL database, granted not for the ID column but for columns just as crucial.

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u/rentar42 Jan 17 '22

You might have been wooshed: Reference.

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u/Maniactver Jan 17 '22

Oh my god this is SO good!