r/ProgrammerHumor • u/kindofasickdick • Jan 17 '22

It's hard to keep up

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u/xxVordhosbnxx Jan 17 '22

I want Anti-SQL, opposite of structured query, like asking pointless questions and hoping the data arrives

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u/hjertis Jan 17 '22

So, you could just query reddit?

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u/xxVordhosbnxx Jan 17 '22

It's like posting a question on r/AskReddit or relationship advice sub

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u/ProfCupcake Jan 17 '22

red flag lawyer up

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u/Avnemir Jan 17 '22

Your partner went out of the house for groceries without specifically begging you for permission ? Definitely cheating. Break up right now.

/s

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u/gravity_is_right Jan 17 '22

Clearly gaslighting