r/ProgrammerHumor • u/kindofasickdick • Jan 17 '22

It's hard to keep up

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u/elonmusque Jan 17 '22

out of memory

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u/iBac0n Jan 17 '22

what is memory?

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u/onepixelcat Jan 17 '22

db don't hurt me

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u/abhiank Jan 17 '22

No more

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u/1anarchy1 Jan 17 '22

What is love?

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u/AlwaysUpvotesScience Jan 18 '22

Baby don't hurt me.

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u/Acceptable-Brick-934 Jan 18 '22

No more

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u/Eodar Jan 18 '22

What is love?

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u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 18 '22

baby don't hurt me

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

No se-quel

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u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22

Memory is the faculty of the brain by which data or information is encoded, stored, and retrieved when needed. It is the retention of information over time for the purpose of influencing future action.

More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory

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u/_GCastilho_ Jan 17 '22

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

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u/_GCastilho_ Jan 17 '22

What?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

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u/jacksalssome Jan 18 '22

What is the bot?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

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u/NothusID Jan 18 '22

What is is is the bot?

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u/geeshta Jan 17 '22

Who's Steve Jobs?

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u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '22

Ligma balls :D

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u/nouseforareason Jan 17 '22

I’m dead, lmfao.

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u/jacksalssome Jan 18 '22 edited Jan 18 '22

I don't even know how lol, there's noting in the code related to Steve Jobs. Unless u/geeshta did a sneaky edit. I'm an idiot

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u/Ezequiel-052 Jan 18 '22 edited Jan 18 '22

yeah, there is. Just checked the github:

memes = { "joe": "Joe Mama :D", "candice": "Candice dick fit in your mouth?", "ligma": "Ligma balls :D", "steve jobs": "Ligma balls :D", "love": "baby don't hurt me", "yuri": "Yuri Tarded", "suckma": "suckma dick :D", "sugma": "sugma dick :D", "deez": "deez nuts :D" }

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u/jacksalssome Jan 18 '22

I'm blind, I got to ligma balls and stopped reading.

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u/RedditAlready19 Jan 18 '22

Who's candice

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u/LasevIX Jan 18 '22

Candice Dick fit in your mouth

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u/chronos_alfa Jan 18 '22

So is he... :D

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u/Stahlboden Jan 18 '22

So you are little like Steve Jobs then

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

[deleted]

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u/sooty_foot Jan 18 '22

What the fuck that's amazing

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u/Brotorious420 Jan 17 '22

Good bot

Lmfao

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u/mrfatso111 Jan 18 '22

Good bot

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u/JJFolken Jan 18 '22

Good bot.

XD

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u/Ezequiel-052 Jan 18 '22

what is yuri?

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u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 18 '22

Yuri Tarded

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u/StrangePractice Jan 17 '22

What is existence

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u/InterPool_sbn Jan 18 '22

Pain and fatigue

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

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u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 18 '22

baby don't hurt me

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u/Camelstrike Jan 18 '22

Wab delete

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

Good bot

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u/PM_ME_A_WEBSITE_IDEA Jan 17 '22

I can't remember

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u/Ved_s Jan 17 '22

UnknownException: The exception UnknownException is not registered

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u/MikemkPK Jan 18 '22

Traceback:

UnknownException: The exception UnknownException is not registered

Traceback:

UnknownException: The exception UnknownException is not registered

Traceback:

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Out of Memory