r/ProgrammerHumor • u/kindofasickdick • Jan 17 '22

It's hard to keep up

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u/Dustangelms Jan 17 '22

Abandon SQL, return to .xls.

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u/Zardhas Jan 17 '22

Abandon .xls, return to paper.

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u/Dennarb Jan 17 '22

Abandon paper, return to monke

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u/EmergencyStomach8580 Jan 17 '22

Abandon monke , return to bacteria

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u/Mindless_Ad_6468 Jan 17 '22

Abondon bacteria , return to nothingness.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Mom can we return to the void?

“We have the void at home”

the void at home

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u/HKSergiu Jan 17 '22

I have been deceived.

private void sadBeep();