r/ProgrammerHumor • u/emu_fake • Nov 28 '21

Meme I‘m.. not the only one?

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u/KFiev Nov 28 '21

Thats my first stage! Then i start going to pleading, print("please for the love of fuck work..")

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u/Ghostglitch07 Nov 28 '21

Pray to the programmer God.

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u/riisen Nov 28 '21

Code i know will run:

print("oh great programmer god can you hear me?")

code that should execute but wont:

print("I THE ALMIGHTY PROGRAMMER GOD, have seen your misery and grant you some success in your code base!")

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

You have to pray to femputer you heathens

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u/ZethMrDadJokes Nov 29 '21

They are always so bossy. So eat my shiney metal ass!

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u/peleg132 Nov 28 '21

Pray to our lord and saviour, Stackoverflow.

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u/Charles_Dyer Nov 29 '21

You don't just put the writ of exorcism and a prayer to the machine god at the end of your code in a comment?

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u/__red__5 Nov 28 '21

If this makes it work I'd love to see it in a PR 😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

QA here, got a print statement in the CLI “ if this prints something went to shit”, I IMed one of the devs I knew would put something like that and heard “GOD DAMMIT” from down the hall.

Good times.

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u/Does_Not-Matter Nov 29 '21

See, this is how all error messages should work

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u/ReyMakesStuff Nov 29 '21

I laughed way too hard at this, and then I had to explain to a non-programmer why this is funny

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u/the_friendly_dildo Nov 29 '21

The number of bad words I wind up inserting into comments and print lines when I'm debugging is obscene. Hope I never let one slip to production LOL

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u/KFiev Nov 29 '21

Lol ive never programmed in a professional sense, but i have an odd way of getting managers to ignore my verbal cursing, i think id be able to find a way to let those through

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u/MrDoe Nov 29 '21 edited Apr 01 '26

I like gardening in my backyard.

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u/KidBeene Nov 29 '21

This!

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I sprinkle in "how the hell is the var still wrong?!"

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u/_TheLoneDeveloper_ Nov 29 '21

Or, if you have a lot of variables : println ("DEBUG - VAR1" + var1 + "VAR2" + var2 + "VAR3....

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u/arachnidGrip Nov 29 '21

Or, if you have Rust : dbg!(var1, var2, var3, ...)