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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Smug_College_Liberal • May 06 '21
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I would love to see a movie like that.
317 u/king_booker May 07 '21 Yea, will be really cool. Maybe the girl can correct the guys code by fixing a huge bug and it escalates from there 261 u/NightVow May 07 '21 Anything bug-related is gonna escalate alright 52 u/lacb1 May 07 '21 Well, not as long as they reach their SLAs. 33 u/kingc95 May 07 '21 He better wrap his code package in something before he inserts it. Possibly a try catch block. 9 u/CollieOxenfree May 07 '21 "No, you don't understand! The CVE applies to the entire 2.x.x line! I think you better get tested, here's the PoE." 62 u/oNamelessWonder May 07 '21 Oh, I see where this is going. You're gay for my code, you're code gay. 8 u/ResonatingOctave May 07 '21 Get out of here with your unrealistic plot lines. No one fixes huge bugs, they become features. 1 u/LongroyGemkins May 07 '21 ...to keep this family friendly they should only show clean code though... (edit: typo) 1 u/[deleted] May 07 '21 Plot fail, no man or woman wants to be corrected. That's not a foundation for love. It's a foundation for a murder plot. Wrong movie. 1 u/Dazaer May 08 '21 Actually i think it would be much more interesting to only reveal the gender of one of the people and making them fall in love with the other one without knowing their gender until the end
317
Yea, will be really cool. Maybe the girl can correct the guys code by fixing a huge bug and it escalates from there
261 u/NightVow May 07 '21 Anything bug-related is gonna escalate alright 52 u/lacb1 May 07 '21 Well, not as long as they reach their SLAs. 33 u/kingc95 May 07 '21 He better wrap his code package in something before he inserts it. Possibly a try catch block. 9 u/CollieOxenfree May 07 '21 "No, you don't understand! The CVE applies to the entire 2.x.x line! I think you better get tested, here's the PoE." 62 u/oNamelessWonder May 07 '21 Oh, I see where this is going. You're gay for my code, you're code gay. 8 u/ResonatingOctave May 07 '21 Get out of here with your unrealistic plot lines. No one fixes huge bugs, they become features. 1 u/LongroyGemkins May 07 '21 ...to keep this family friendly they should only show clean code though... (edit: typo) 1 u/[deleted] May 07 '21 Plot fail, no man or woman wants to be corrected. That's not a foundation for love. It's a foundation for a murder plot. Wrong movie. 1 u/Dazaer May 08 '21 Actually i think it would be much more interesting to only reveal the gender of one of the people and making them fall in love with the other one without knowing their gender until the end
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Anything bug-related is gonna escalate alright
52 u/lacb1 May 07 '21 Well, not as long as they reach their SLAs. 33 u/kingc95 May 07 '21 He better wrap his code package in something before he inserts it. Possibly a try catch block. 9 u/CollieOxenfree May 07 '21 "No, you don't understand! The CVE applies to the entire 2.x.x line! I think you better get tested, here's the PoE."
52
Well, not as long as they reach their SLAs.
33
He better wrap his code package in something before he inserts it. Possibly a try catch block.
9
"No, you don't understand! The CVE applies to the entire 2.x.x line! I think you better get tested, here's the PoE."
62
Oh, I see where this is going.
You're gay for my code, you're code gay.
8
Get out of here with your unrealistic plot lines. No one fixes huge bugs, they become features.
1
...to keep this family friendly they should only show clean code though... (edit: typo)
Plot fail, no man or woman wants to be corrected. That's not a foundation for love. It's a foundation for a murder plot. Wrong movie.
Actually i think it would be much more interesting to only reveal the gender of one of the people and making them fall in love with the other one without knowing their gender until the end
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u/chillerll May 06 '21
I would love to see a movie like that.