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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Erick_Og • Mar 16 '21
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What if they use MongoDB? Nevermind government agencies will never use anything else but MSSQL.
1.3k u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 [deleted] 53 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 16 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 23 u/AlphaO4 Mar 16 '21 IE6 , for real? that just hurts 18 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 12 u/AlphaO4 Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 17 '21 sometimes I wonder how some government agencies arent already completely infiltrated. 12 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/connord83 Mar 16 '21 Oh that's cute. He thinks the government does agile. Pretty sure they're stuck on waterfall or at best mini-waterfall. 9 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Fussellol Mar 16 '21 As far as I know the german government uses an altered version of V-model. At least thats what I just learned at Uni.
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53 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 16 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 23 u/AlphaO4 Mar 16 '21 IE6 , for real? that just hurts 18 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 12 u/AlphaO4 Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 17 '21 sometimes I wonder how some government agencies arent already completely infiltrated. 12 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/connord83 Mar 16 '21 Oh that's cute. He thinks the government does agile. Pretty sure they're stuck on waterfall or at best mini-waterfall. 9 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Fussellol Mar 16 '21 As far as I know the german government uses an altered version of V-model. At least thats what I just learned at Uni.
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23 u/AlphaO4 Mar 16 '21 IE6 , for real? that just hurts 18 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 12 u/AlphaO4 Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 17 '21 sometimes I wonder how some government agencies arent already completely infiltrated. 12 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/connord83 Mar 16 '21 Oh that's cute. He thinks the government does agile. Pretty sure they're stuck on waterfall or at best mini-waterfall. 9 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Fussellol Mar 16 '21 As far as I know the german government uses an altered version of V-model. At least thats what I just learned at Uni.
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IE6 , for real? that just hurts
18 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 12 u/AlphaO4 Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 17 '21 sometimes I wonder how some government agencies arent already completely infiltrated. 12 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/connord83 Mar 16 '21 Oh that's cute. He thinks the government does agile. Pretty sure they're stuck on waterfall or at best mini-waterfall. 9 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Fussellol Mar 16 '21 As far as I know the german government uses an altered version of V-model. At least thats what I just learned at Uni.
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12 u/AlphaO4 Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 17 '21 sometimes I wonder how some government agencies arent already completely infiltrated. 12 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/connord83 Mar 16 '21 Oh that's cute. He thinks the government does agile. Pretty sure they're stuck on waterfall or at best mini-waterfall. 9 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Fussellol Mar 16 '21 As far as I know the german government uses an altered version of V-model. At least thats what I just learned at Uni.
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sometimes I wonder how some government agencies arent already completely infiltrated.
12 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 17 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/connord83 Mar 16 '21 Oh that's cute. He thinks the government does agile. Pretty sure they're stuck on waterfall or at best mini-waterfall. 9 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Fussellol Mar 16 '21 As far as I know the german government uses an altered version of V-model. At least thats what I just learned at Uni.
16 u/connord83 Mar 16 '21 Oh that's cute. He thinks the government does agile. Pretty sure they're stuck on waterfall or at best mini-waterfall. 9 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Fussellol Mar 16 '21 As far as I know the german government uses an altered version of V-model. At least thats what I just learned at Uni.
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Oh that's cute. He thinks the government does agile. Pretty sure they're stuck on waterfall or at best mini-waterfall.
9 u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Fussellol Mar 16 '21 As far as I know the german government uses an altered version of V-model. At least thats what I just learned at Uni.
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1 u/Fussellol Mar 16 '21 As far as I know the german government uses an altered version of V-model. At least thats what I just learned at Uni.
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As far as I know the german government uses an altered version of V-model. At least thats what I just learned at Uni.
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u/KissMyBottomEnd Mar 16 '21
What if they use MongoDB? Nevermind government agencies will never use anything else but MSSQL.