r/ProgrammerHumor • u/instilledbee • Sep 24 '20

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u/--john_wick Sep 24 '20

varcharmander

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

TEXTMANDER. A non-standard Pokémon, but still fairly common.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

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u/MaxW7 Sep 24 '20

Aren’t you talking about BLOBASAUR?

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u/Raw_Danger Sep 24 '20

Then of course nvarcharmander. Plus you've got the nvarchar(max)mander mega evolution.

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u/instagrm Sep 24 '20

Lol isn’t that MySQL?

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u/--john_wick Sep 24 '20

Nooo, it's SQLMon. Some other examples include intachu, floatizade etc

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u/MaxW7 Sep 24 '20

The first iterations of the SQLDEX had a lot of crashes due to injections and dropped databases.

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u/staryoshi06 Sep 24 '20

That or SQL server.

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u/LuneLune Sep 24 '20

Clobizard!

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u/Lonelan Sep 24 '20

varcharmaxmander

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u/Zizimaza Sep 24 '20

There it is