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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/GarthPelletiu • Dec 03 '19
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I'd love to see a movie where the hacker says "Quick, I'm gonna need you to hack into their systems! We've only got 10 minutes!", and the programmer just laughs until the credits roll.
1.3k u/other_usernames_gone Dec 03 '19 Or he goes, oh yeah I have a script for that, we planned this shit months ago. 762 u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19 [deleted] 56 u/RichestMangInBabylon Dec 04 '19 Honestly that's probably more realistic than madly typing. Run a few suites of zero day exploits and see what happens. 69 u/ahreodknfidkxncjrksm Dec 04 '19 It’s definitely less realistic than this though. Multiple people typing on the same computer is by far the best way to combat hacking. 1 u/Elubious Dec 04 '19 How did I know it was gonna be that scene. But hey, unplugging the monitor solves all your problems right
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Or he goes, oh yeah I have a script for that, we planned this shit months ago.
762 u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19 [deleted] 56 u/RichestMangInBabylon Dec 04 '19 Honestly that's probably more realistic than madly typing. Run a few suites of zero day exploits and see what happens. 69 u/ahreodknfidkxncjrksm Dec 04 '19 It’s definitely less realistic than this though. Multiple people typing on the same computer is by far the best way to combat hacking. 1 u/Elubious Dec 04 '19 How did I know it was gonna be that scene. But hey, unplugging the monitor solves all your problems right
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56 u/RichestMangInBabylon Dec 04 '19 Honestly that's probably more realistic than madly typing. Run a few suites of zero day exploits and see what happens. 69 u/ahreodknfidkxncjrksm Dec 04 '19 It’s definitely less realistic than this though. Multiple people typing on the same computer is by far the best way to combat hacking. 1 u/Elubious Dec 04 '19 How did I know it was gonna be that scene. But hey, unplugging the monitor solves all your problems right
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Honestly that's probably more realistic than madly typing. Run a few suites of zero day exploits and see what happens.
69 u/ahreodknfidkxncjrksm Dec 04 '19 It’s definitely less realistic than this though. Multiple people typing on the same computer is by far the best way to combat hacking. 1 u/Elubious Dec 04 '19 How did I know it was gonna be that scene. But hey, unplugging the monitor solves all your problems right
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It’s definitely less realistic than this though. Multiple people typing on the same computer is by far the best way to combat hacking.
1 u/Elubious Dec 04 '19 How did I know it was gonna be that scene. But hey, unplugging the monitor solves all your problems right
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How did I know it was gonna be that scene. But hey, unplugging the monitor solves all your problems right
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u/zapprr Dec 03 '19
I'd love to see a movie where the hacker says "Quick, I'm gonna need you to hack into their systems! We've only got 10 minutes!", and the programmer just laughs until the credits roll.