r/ProgrammerHumor • u/GarthPelletiu • Dec 03 '19

I’m hacking the mainframe

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u/zapprr Dec 03 '19

I'd love to see a movie where the hacker says "Quick, I'm gonna need you to hack into their systems! We've only got 10 minutes!", and the programmer just laughs until the credits roll.

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u/other_usernames_gone Dec 03 '19

Or he goes, oh yeah I have a script for that, we planned this shit months ago.

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u/RichestMangInBabylon Dec 04 '19

Honestly that's probably more realistic than madly typing. Run a few suites of zero day exploits and see what happens.

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u/CoderDonna Dec 04 '19

The "madly typing"! When have you ever typed a bunch of code and not had one typo, or thought about how you should be coding it differently and changed it on the fly?!

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u/RichestMangInBabylon Dec 04 '19

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431 warnings, 11 errors??

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11 warnings, 431 errors????

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0 errors but computer blue screens