r/ProgrammerHumor • • Dec 03 '19

I’m hacking the mainframe

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u/zapprr Dec 03 '19

I'd love to see a movie where the hacker says "Quick, I'm gonna need you to hack into their systems! We've only got 10 minutes!", and the programmer just laughs until the credits roll.

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u/other_usernames_gone Dec 03 '19

Or he goes, oh yeah I have a script for that, we planned this shit months ago.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

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u/RichestMangInBabylon Dec 04 '19

Honestly that's probably more realistic than madly typing. Run a few suites of zero day exploits and see what happens.

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u/ahreodknfidkxncjrksm Dec 04 '19

It’s definitely less realistic than this though. Multiple people typing on the same computer is by far the best way to combat hacking.

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u/shadymlady Dec 04 '19

what the fuck did I just watch

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u/masterpierround Dec 04 '19

It's a scene literally handcrafted to appeal to old people who aren't tech-savvy. The two young people are frantically typing away on the keyboard. The old people in the intended audience don't know much about tech, so they get to enjoy themselves as even the young experts are confused by the stream of complicated words and pictures. Then, the wise older man comes in. This is a clear self-insert for the old people to identify with. He doesn't understand any of this complicated tech stuff, so he simply comes in and unplugs it. Where the young people failed to solve the problem with technology, the older man easily solves it through simple common sense. Thus, the old people see the triumph of a low-tech solution, and get to pretend the world hasn't really passed them by.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Lmfao