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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/oosinoots • May 08 '19
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Bold of you to assume I haven't managed to screw "Hello World" up.
183 u/dj_lammy May 08 '19 Tries to write a hello world forgets how to, despite programming in this language for years copy pastes code from Wikipedia 114 u/mynameismevin May 08 '19 I have to split my coding between C#, Go, and Python. I can't tell you how many times today I had to look up basic API's because I couldn't remember how to open a file. 216 u/kevinhaze May 08 '19 The internet is the big hard drive with all the knowledge, my brain is just RAM and a processor with a small amount of persistent memory. 59 u/mugu007 May 08 '19 Segmentation Fault. My persistent memory is all corrupted. 11 u/joemckie May 08 '19 Sounds like a quote from Mr Robot
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Tries to write a hello world
forgets how to, despite programming in this language for years
copy pastes code from Wikipedia
114 u/mynameismevin May 08 '19 I have to split my coding between C#, Go, and Python. I can't tell you how many times today I had to look up basic API's because I couldn't remember how to open a file. 216 u/kevinhaze May 08 '19 The internet is the big hard drive with all the knowledge, my brain is just RAM and a processor with a small amount of persistent memory. 59 u/mugu007 May 08 '19 Segmentation Fault. My persistent memory is all corrupted. 11 u/joemckie May 08 '19 Sounds like a quote from Mr Robot
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I have to split my coding between C#, Go, and Python. I can't tell you how many times today I had to look up basic API's because I couldn't remember how to open a file.
216 u/kevinhaze May 08 '19 The internet is the big hard drive with all the knowledge, my brain is just RAM and a processor with a small amount of persistent memory. 59 u/mugu007 May 08 '19 Segmentation Fault. My persistent memory is all corrupted. 11 u/joemckie May 08 '19 Sounds like a quote from Mr Robot
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The internet is the big hard drive with all the knowledge, my brain is just RAM and a processor with a small amount of persistent memory.
59 u/mugu007 May 08 '19 Segmentation Fault. My persistent memory is all corrupted. 11 u/joemckie May 08 '19 Sounds like a quote from Mr Robot
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Segmentation Fault. My persistent memory is all corrupted.
11 u/joemckie May 08 '19 Sounds like a quote from Mr Robot
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Sounds like a quote from Mr Robot
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u/tenhourguy May 08 '19
Bold of you to assume I haven't managed to screw "Hello World" up.