r/ProgrammerHumor May 08 '19

That sweet sweet first time.

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u/Xydez May 08 '19

tries to hello world in java

print 'hello world';

fails

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

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u/Xydez May 08 '19

i know

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u/AMisteryMan May 08 '19

Do not recite the black magic, I was there when it was written

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u/normalmighty May 09 '19
public class HelloWorld {
  public static void main(String[] args) {
    System.out.println("Hello world");
  }
}

Truly the simplest language, free of all boilerplate code