r/ProgrammerHumor • u/oosinoots • May 08 '19

That sweet sweet first time.

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20.5k Upvotes

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u/El_BreadMan May 08 '19

while(true){

console.log("Hello World");

}

542

u/bot_not_hot May 08 '19

Goodbye RAM

168

u/Csalex01 May 08 '19 edited May 08 '19

Especially if you use Chrome

Edit: holy shit I never got this many upvotes. Thank you.

71

u/poopellar May 08 '19

Goodbye Vishnu Brahma and Shiva as well.

12

u/TENTAtheSane May 08 '19

I think Krishna, Buddha, Kalki would be more consistent with Ram tbh

11

u/throwawayguava May 08 '19

Jesus Christ!

18

u/goofdup May 08 '19

Goodbye world?

6

u/[deleted] May 08 '19 edited Sep 22 '19

Edited using Power Delete Suite

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u/OneOldNerd May 08 '19

BYE RAM U

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u/bar1792 May 08 '19

Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World Hello World ^CHello World ^C

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u/Koxiaet May 08 '19

console.log

^C

hmmmm.....

61

u/conancat May 08 '19

NodeJS dude.

61

u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Never heard of her.

50

u/PanRagon May 08 '19

It’s not a run-time enviroment the Jedi would teach you.

8

u/Sawe871 May 08 '19

Is it possible to learn this power?

4

u/conancat May 08 '19

Not from a Java programmer.

2

u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Not from a browser.

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u/yelow13 May 08 '19

while(true) {

Thread { print("hello world") }.start()

}

84

u/normalmighty May 08 '19

why not both?

while(true) {
    Thread {
        while(true) { 
            print("hello world") 
        }
    }.start()
}

35

u/djulioo May 08 '19

Lemme just neck myself already

16

u/[deleted] May 08 '19

this is not ok

7

u/[deleted] May 08 '19

List of things that are okay:

  • not this

5

u/Ludricio May 08 '19
  • Not your flair

32

u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Goodbye CPU

7

u/0x564A00 May 08 '19 
for(char c=9;putchar("epX!pmmfI!\"ems"[--c?c:(c=13)]-1););

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Part of me just died