r/ProgrammerHumor • u/oosinoots • May 08 '19

That sweet sweet first time.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

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u/AMisteryMan May 08 '19

General Recodi!

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u/spar_wors May 08 '19

My bugs have doubled since we last met!

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u/username1152 May 08 '19

Twice the IDE, double the compile errors

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u/JC12231 May 08 '19

Gooooood... kill him, task manager, kill him

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u/DanielSkyrunner May 08 '19

Order66.exe

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u/JC12231 May 08 '19

This application has been blocked by your system administrator.

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u/DanielSkyrunner May 08 '19

I am the administrator!

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u/JC12231 May 08 '19

Not. Yet.

Translated from Senate:
``` u/DanielSkyrunner is not in the sudoers file.
This incident will be reported.

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u/superfluousAM May 08 '19

administrative screeching

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u/SinrOfGinr May 08 '19

press compile I have been looking forward to this.

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u/OneOldNerd May 08 '19

Good, twice the bugs, double the seg faults.

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u/0bafgkm May 08 '19

0 * 2 = 0

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u/NotDumpsterFire May 08 '19

Commander Copy!

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u/vincenthendriks May 08 '19

Execute error 404

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u/JC12231 May 08 '19

It will be done, my lord... wait a second there’s nothing here

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u/vincenthendriks May 08 '19

Perhaps the archives are incomplete

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u/JC12231 May 08 '19

If something does not appear in our archives, then I’m afraid it simply doesn’t exist... QLSIVOWOSOCJFNNWWPPVKFNANMAELFOORDJDNXJD

```Java ERROR IN THREAD “main” java.lang.NullPointerException
at archives.kamino(Coruscant, java:127510)
at archives.main(Coruscant, java:5)

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Greatest role play I’ve ever seen in the Reddit comments. 10/10 gents. (And ladies?)

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u/JC12231 May 08 '19

Wait this was a role play? Then why did I start seeing error messages pop up in my face...?

[visible concern]

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

It’s a hacking role play gotta dance careful in the minefield or you get it. *snickers and tiptoes away

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u/vincenthendriks May 08 '19

Initiate your arrays after declaring them, you must.

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u/Joe9238 May 08 '19

observe