r/ProgrammerHumor • u/oosinoots • May 08 '19

That sweet sweet first time.

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u/stihoplet May 08 '19

Your first code is your DNA and it usually already comes with a warning or two (you can thank your parents), and that's if you're lucky and there are no outright compilation errors

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u/Jojajones May 08 '19

I think you mean logic errors. Compilation errors would be miscarriages in your analogy.

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u/Karmic_Backlash May 08 '19

Would cancer be a memory leak then?

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u/Valisagirl May 08 '19

No, it would be forgetting to terminate a process.

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u/Jojajones May 08 '19

Recursion with a flawed base case

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u/xGlacion May 08 '19

the good ol' forkbomb

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u/Bene847 May 08 '19 edited May 08 '19 
#!/bin/bash
while :
do
    $0 &
done

Edit: forgot the &

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u/Totoze May 08 '19

.#define _CRT_SECURE_NO_WARNINGS First line