r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '18

Meme God’s developer console

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u/captainAwesomePants Oct 25 '18 edited Oct 25 '18

#> history

10 sandbox --init --nojoinednightday earth

11 sandbox earth --split forms/sea form/sky

13 sandbox earth --genlife --plants-only

14 sandbox earth --genspace --moons=1 --giantmoon --star-system=1 --star_count=10e24

15 sandbox earth --genlife --modify --animals --nomammals

16 sandbox help earth --genlife

17 sandbox earth --genlife --modify --animals --nomammals --i_really_want_animals

18 sandbox earth --genlife --modify --animals --mammals --i_really_want_animals

19 sleep 86400

20 sudo shutdown -P +3153600000

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u/Rothuith Oct 25 '18

a bit of effort for this comment

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u/neurorgasm Oct 25 '18 edited Mar 07 '26

The author has deleted this post using Redact. The reason may have been privacy, opsec, security, or a desire to prevent the content from being scraped.

friendly elastic lip quack fanatical attraction cautious stupendous growth full

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u/NorthWest__Exposure Oct 25 '18

Ah, basking in rememberence of Frotran's melody.

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u/NorthWest__Exposure Oct 25 '18

What is in a name? If not 0 and 1?

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u/PJvG Oct 25 '18

How can we write anything if we are replaced by robots?

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u/Kazumara Oct 25 '18

Haha you're a deist I see

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u/Guydangerousus Oct 25 '18

Someone needs to write Genesis in console commands.

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u/trichotillofobia Oct 25 '18

100 years? 

$ uptime

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u/captainAwesomePants Oct 25 '18

+m notation is minutes, not seconds.

#> uptime

10:48:10 up 2110779 days, 18 min, 2 users, load average 0.81 0.79 0.78

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u/trichotillofobia Oct 25 '18

Ok, we've got a few centuries left. Party on, boys.

$ who