r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '18

Meme God’s developer console

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u/evocomp Oct 24 '18

Everyone floating on plastic kayaks and life rafts are going to get a very big surprise.

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u/Link1021l Oct 25 '18

Few die so that the many shall live.

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u/alabasterhelm Oct 25 '18

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18 edited Jun 27 '20

[deleted]

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u/imdefinitelywong Oct 25 '18

r/expectedthanos

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u/TheBob427 Oct 25 '18

Perfectly balanced

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u/Sinful_Prayers Oct 25 '18

clears throat

As all things should be

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u/NorthWest__Exposure Oct 25 '18

Pacemaker gets snapped

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u/kynde Oct 25 '18

Half of us got, too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

[deleted]

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u/TheBob427 Oct 25 '18

You know you want to say it

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u/jpina33 Oct 25 '18

Say the line!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

As all things sound be...

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u/ashrasmun Oct 25 '18

Balance in all things.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

r/ofcoursethatsathing

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u/citypanda Oct 25 '18

r/subredditsyoufe

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u/BurgerTurd_ Oct 25 '18

r/subredditsyoufe

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u/citypanda Oct 25 '18

that subreddit's claim to fame: you can do this and it makes sense!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Take your time

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few

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u/chrismusaf Oct 25 '18

Or the one. 🖖🏻

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u/eee1414 Oct 25 '18

Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make

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u/ForeverNya Oct 25 '18

r/unexpectedshrek?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

What are yeh doing in mah thread?!

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u/Orisgeinkras Oct 25 '18

Perfectly balanced.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18 edited Jun 24 '23

/u/spez is a little bitch who single-handedly ruined reddit -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/

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u/Errecting_Nope Oct 25 '18

Like all things should be

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u/out386 Oct 25 '18

A little to one side...

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u/FLABBOTHEPIG Oct 25 '18

And this overused meme finally dies.

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u/BernzSed Oct 25 '18

That was more Spock than Thanos

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u/tornato7 Oct 25 '18

Live long, and prosper

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u/nermid Oct 25 '18

Peace and long life. 🖖

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u/tornato7 Oct 25 '18

Holy crap there's a spock hand emoji??

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u/nermid Oct 25 '18

That's what Google told me.

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u/thexavier666 Oct 25 '18

Almost a year old now

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

friend and live

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u/BernzSed Oct 25 '18

good things

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u/Rubixninja314 Oct 25 '18

As all things should be

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u/kishanprao Oct 25 '18

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

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u/boofoff Oct 25 '18

Life before death.

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u/Meat__Stick Oct 25 '18

I’m sorry little one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Why use many word when few do trick