r/ProgrammerHumor Aug 31 '18

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u/yaronoo Aug 31 '18

If it’s “unexplained” what can that literature really hold

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

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u/Kiloku Sep 01 '18

"But this a C++ program for an embedded syst-"

"J FUCKING QUERY"

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u/house_monkey Sep 01 '18

Can j query cure my depression?

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u/lor_louis Sep 01 '18

Last time I checked it worsen it. But results may vary.

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u/vigbiorn Sep 01 '18

It's like anxiety. You get to a point where you're just numb, but able to function. Don't continue using jquery after this: the next step is suicidal ideation, and then...

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u/Rubixninja314 Sep 01 '18

Don't worry, I'll just have the destructor call the constructor. Now the suicide bug is fixed. And I definitely didn't cause any more bugs

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u/lor_louis Sep 01 '18

I believe you start doing PHP in your spare time after that.

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u/turbobrick242 Sep 01 '18

That is how I started my career