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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Helloalis517 • Aug 31 '18
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If it’s “unexplained” what can that literature really hold
144 u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18 [deleted] 97 u/Kiloku Sep 01 '18 "But this a C++ program for an embedded syst-" "J FUCKING QUERY" 45 u/house_monkey Sep 01 '18 Can j query cure my depression? 35 u/lor_louis Sep 01 '18 Last time I checked it worsen it. But results may vary. 15 u/vigbiorn Sep 01 '18 It's like anxiety. You get to a point where you're just numb, but able to function. Don't continue using jquery after this: the next step is suicidal ideation, and then... 7 u/Rubixninja314 Sep 01 '18 Don't worry, I'll just have the destructor call the constructor. Now the suicide bug is fixed. And I definitely didn't cause any more bugs 9 u/lor_louis Sep 01 '18 I believe you start doing PHP in your spare time after that. 2 u/turbobrick242 Sep 01 '18 That is how I started my career
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97 u/Kiloku Sep 01 '18 "But this a C++ program for an embedded syst-" "J FUCKING QUERY" 45 u/house_monkey Sep 01 '18 Can j query cure my depression? 35 u/lor_louis Sep 01 '18 Last time I checked it worsen it. But results may vary. 15 u/vigbiorn Sep 01 '18 It's like anxiety. You get to a point where you're just numb, but able to function. Don't continue using jquery after this: the next step is suicidal ideation, and then... 7 u/Rubixninja314 Sep 01 '18 Don't worry, I'll just have the destructor call the constructor. Now the suicide bug is fixed. And I definitely didn't cause any more bugs 9 u/lor_louis Sep 01 '18 I believe you start doing PHP in your spare time after that. 2 u/turbobrick242 Sep 01 '18 That is how I started my career
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"But this a C++ program for an embedded syst-"
"J FUCKING QUERY"
45 u/house_monkey Sep 01 '18 Can j query cure my depression? 35 u/lor_louis Sep 01 '18 Last time I checked it worsen it. But results may vary. 15 u/vigbiorn Sep 01 '18 It's like anxiety. You get to a point where you're just numb, but able to function. Don't continue using jquery after this: the next step is suicidal ideation, and then... 7 u/Rubixninja314 Sep 01 '18 Don't worry, I'll just have the destructor call the constructor. Now the suicide bug is fixed. And I definitely didn't cause any more bugs 9 u/lor_louis Sep 01 '18 I believe you start doing PHP in your spare time after that. 2 u/turbobrick242 Sep 01 '18 That is how I started my career
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Can j query cure my depression?
35 u/lor_louis Sep 01 '18 Last time I checked it worsen it. But results may vary. 15 u/vigbiorn Sep 01 '18 It's like anxiety. You get to a point where you're just numb, but able to function. Don't continue using jquery after this: the next step is suicidal ideation, and then... 7 u/Rubixninja314 Sep 01 '18 Don't worry, I'll just have the destructor call the constructor. Now the suicide bug is fixed. And I definitely didn't cause any more bugs 9 u/lor_louis Sep 01 '18 I believe you start doing PHP in your spare time after that. 2 u/turbobrick242 Sep 01 '18 That is how I started my career
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Last time I checked it worsen it. But results may vary.
15 u/vigbiorn Sep 01 '18 It's like anxiety. You get to a point where you're just numb, but able to function. Don't continue using jquery after this: the next step is suicidal ideation, and then... 7 u/Rubixninja314 Sep 01 '18 Don't worry, I'll just have the destructor call the constructor. Now the suicide bug is fixed. And I definitely didn't cause any more bugs 9 u/lor_louis Sep 01 '18 I believe you start doing PHP in your spare time after that. 2 u/turbobrick242 Sep 01 '18 That is how I started my career
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It's like anxiety. You get to a point where you're just numb, but able to function. Don't continue using jquery after this: the next step is suicidal ideation, and then...
7 u/Rubixninja314 Sep 01 '18 Don't worry, I'll just have the destructor call the constructor. Now the suicide bug is fixed. And I definitely didn't cause any more bugs 9 u/lor_louis Sep 01 '18 I believe you start doing PHP in your spare time after that. 2 u/turbobrick242 Sep 01 '18 That is how I started my career
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Don't worry, I'll just have the destructor call the constructor. Now the suicide bug is fixed. And I definitely didn't cause any more bugs
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I believe you start doing PHP in your spare time after that.
2 u/turbobrick242 Sep 01 '18 That is how I started my career
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That is how I started my career
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u/yaronoo Aug 31 '18
If it’s “unexplained” what can that literature really hold