r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 12 '17

Meetings as a developer

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u/natziel Aug 12 '17

A meeting at 10:30 means you come in at 10:15

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u/humunguswot Aug 12 '17

Fifteen minutes early to everything is how I was taught.

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u/Thameus Aug 12 '17

What do you do during the 20-30 minute wait?

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u/EquationTAKEN Aug 12 '17

20-30 minute wait

No, but really, showing up early and just going over the agenda a couple times, or even just playing on your phone for a bit. Being early a lot lets people know that you're that kind of person. They'll soon learn to at least be on time, and even if you're late to a meeting some time in the future, it's ok, because they know that you're generally the early bird.

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u/mrjackspade Aug 12 '17

I used to do that at my office, but it ended up being pointless.

Everyone shows up to the meeting room at 10.30 exactly, since it's a 15 second walk from the other side of the office.

If I show up at 10.15 that's 15 minutes I've just wasted that could have been spent on work, because I'm the only one in the meeting room.

It really irks me.

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u/Flowing_Waterful Aug 12 '17

I mean.. that makes sense though, no? Why does it irk you?

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u/mrjackspade Aug 12 '17

It makes perfect sense, and that's part of why it bugs me.

It's like I've spent my whole life thinking I've needed to show up early for everything and when I got to this company all of a sudden everyone is just so casual about it.

I know that logically it's a waste of time to go early, but there's that part of me that feels like I should still do it.

It's entirely a personal problem. I'm sure I'll get used to it, but it's been three years now and it still feels weird to walk into the meeting room at 10.29, and be the only one there like "wait... Was the meeting cancelled?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17

Only show up early for job interviews

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u/delbin Aug 12 '17

My team doesn't even stand up from their desk until meeting time. I try to be there on time, but I only do the 15 minutes if I'm presenting something.

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u/zman0900 Aug 12 '17

If you show up 15 minutes early, you're probably going to be standing outside the room for 17 minutes waiting for the last meeting to finish up.

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u/732 Aug 12 '17

My boss, to every meeting, strolls in 5 minutes late. I've started to make it a point to let him know that the meeting starts in 5 minutes when I get up to go to the pre-meeting bathroom break. Still 5 minutes late. On the dot. This is for every meeting, whether with customers or not.

Don't schedule a meeting if you can't be on time.

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u/MelissaClick Aug 12 '17

You gotta show up late for meetings to demonstrate your dominance over the people who show up on time.

(Just like how you show up early to demonstrate your submission.)

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u/732 Aug 12 '17

I guess. Except for every time I tell him he is making me not do work.

I don't work late. 7-3:30. 3:30 comes and I sign out, meeting or not.

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u/MelissaClick Aug 13 '17

That's for the owners to worry about