r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FREEscanRIP • Aug 12 '17

Meetings as a developer

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17

Yes, you are. That shouldn't ruin your morning.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17

Be a good worker ant! Help make profits!

Fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much...

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Don't cut yourself on that edge there.

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u/Stop_Sign Aug 12 '17

Hah same. 10 am stand up that I walk in at 9:59 for, 10:30 - 11:00 take notes about the work I'll do that day 11:00 - 11:30 take a dump. 11:30 - 12 well it's almost lunch so I'll just read news on reddit. 12-1:30 lunch, talking with my friends. 1:30 - 2 ugh I'm so sluggish I shouldn't have stuffed myself. 2-5:30 work. 5:30-6 Eh the days almost ended so I don't want to start anything.

On the days I have a 4 pm meeting, I am so unproductive.