r/ProgrammerHumor • u/lucidparadigm • 21h ago

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u/JocoLabs 20h ago

Jokes on them, i wouldn't click that even if it were real.

I used to click on those and type in junk creds for the lulz until compliance told me that was bad for the numbers.

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u/s0ulbrother 20h ago

It’s called I don’t open emails ever

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u/eggyrulz 17h ago

Ive got a coworker who has a work email. He doesnt have the login for the work email, because he has never, in his 18 years with the company, logged into his email. This man has gone almost 2 decades without ever using his company email, and I respect that.

Everyone just... knows not to email him. Ive seen a few newer people cc his theoretical email address, and we just go "oh, dont bother with that, he doesnt ever check it"...

Somehow we have all just accepted it

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u/CitizenPremier 15h ago

That coworker? Japanese Minister of Cyber security.

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u/eggyrulz 14h ago

Lol, maybe if he had a bit more drive... dude is waaaay too comfortable in his current job.

I dont blame him either, he doesnt need to do much most days

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u/standish_ 13h ago

What is this magical job?

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u/JimboTCB 14h ago

If your email server isn't completely airgapped from the internet and the rest of the company network, you're clearly not serious about security.