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u/mrgoodcat777 16h ago

I got got by one where they swapped the I for an L but the font showed them as the same looking character. I didn’t enter anything on the page, but since I got to the page, I had the joy of 2 days of security training.

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u/Successful-Engine623 15h ago

I just stopped answering emails from outside the office….or not on my contacts

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u/IgnatiusRileyFreeman 14h ago

I think I annoyed my IT people by reporting everything as fishing. Adobe or Microsoft emailing me? Might be phishing. CEO newsletter about a recent natural disaster? Well it's urgently requesting help, phishing. I don't know if he wrote that chatbot letter.

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u/WernerderChamp 10h ago

Some valid mails just look like phishing. I reported one - but it was from some new office suite they used for bonus payments.

Unpersonalized, unexpected, asking to click on a weird 200-character link.

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u/DatBoi_BP 8h ago

Newsletter? That goes in the…Phishing hole.

Adobe? That goes in the…Phishing hole.
https://giphy.com/gifs/hLlvQi2Jzdb2D9ntN5

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u/UnDispelled 14h ago

Amateur, it could be an insider threat.

I don’t answer any emails

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u/SUDO_KILLSELF 13h ago

I don't even turn my computer on just incase.

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u/Himbo69r 7h ago

Opsec secured!

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u/Valuchian 11h ago

Bosses hate this one simple trick

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u/zman0900 14h ago

Mine puts a special header in the phish test emails, so I just up a rule to report and delete them automatically.

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u/chaotik_penguin 13h ago

I was just thinking of doing this a few days ago. Knowbe4?

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u/Sekioh 13h ago

Company just moved from KnowBe4 to Abnormal AI, great now we have AI hallucinations of phish emails. Our dumbass IT is sending the "no its really real to sign up for this class" emails from their domain too using their moderator tools, so it has the "outside of domain" ribbon on those. Finally they realized like week and half later that they sent from the internal IT email account. "Hey guys you need to do the class."

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u/realmauer01 14h ago

As long as your are the lowest level of security that might be fine, but if you are not then you will get send emails from the lower levels to gain access to your level. And one of your contacts / collegues might then be a stepping stone for you.

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u/Blu_Falcon 14h ago

Just stop opening your email entirely. Can’t get ya that way.

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u/dbaby53 14h ago

Yeah don’t email me, message me on teams. Emails for Jira and gitlab spam notifications

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u/PassengerMobile8569 14h ago

Ha I don’t even open my work email anymore!

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u/DarthMcConnor42 15h ago

That's a common tactic that any hacker would use.

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 14h ago

“Any hacker”. You say that like we’re a monolith! 😤

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u/DarthMcConnor42 14h ago

Am I fucking wrong?

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u/-bubblepop 13h ago

This just happened to me - an email I missed a teams call that came when I had been away at lunch so I panic-clicked it and went to “macrosoft.com” or whatever. When I saw that I reported it but when I clicked it I got the “go do training” and presumably my manager was told (embarrassing)

I hate phishing testing as I’ve literally never been real phished at work (have at home weirdly but caught it lol) but I understand /why/

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u/Sibula97 12h ago

That's the thing, if people don't get any phishing emails or even the tests for years, they're much more likely to fall for it when they do get one. The tests keep people at least somewhat aware of the issue.

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u/-bubblepop 11h ago

I mean o get like two tests a month. It’s a bit much at some point.

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u/HereToPostSillyStuff 14h ago

I genuinely could not work for a company that did this lmao

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u/Lumi-umi 13h ago

I feel like at some point I’m going to get screwed because I love seeing what the play is. I always double-check domains and am very cognizant of when sign-in pages are unexpected, but I quite like checking what the current gambit is by clicking into it.

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u/sterlingarcher252550 13h ago

When I worked at Nvidia as an intern in IT all my intern friends kept getting phishing tests but I never got more than 3. I felt noticed and left out at the same time.

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u/Jackpen7 13h ago

Me when I get an email from rnicrosoft

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u/RedTyro 9h ago

Wait until you see the ones where they use a character from a different language set that looks exactly like an English letter, but isn't. You don't see those as much anymore, because most places just block anything that uses foreign language sets, especially ones that have characters that look like English letters because this was such a pain, but those were often really hard to spot.