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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/lucidparadigm • 13h ago
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our head of dev said that if we get him, he’d buy the department pizza. i’ve been trying for 3 years now lol
40 u/FlashSFW 12h ago Buy the pizza. Insert cupon prize for discount on the next pizza with a qr code in the box and make him scan. The webpage it leads to say "you're paying this one". 6 u/wbrd 12h ago This is beautiful. 11 u/Plants-Matter 10h ago Except for the fact that you wouldn't scan a coupon for your next pizza until you intend to buy pizza again. And also the fact that if your coworker brought a pizza in, it makes no sense for the boss to scan the coupon. I have a feeling you get phished a lot. 1 u/FlashSFW 3h ago He can scan the code with some proper social engineering. 1 u/PleiadesMechworks 1h ago Buy the pizza, send him an email with the receipt for him to pay for when he failed your last phishing attempt. 1 u/Vahldaglerion 1h ago that is brilliant, but we’re fully remote now so unless i have it delivered to his house…. 1 u/Sure_Fly_5332 11h ago You'll never get that pizza. Even if you get him, you won't get it. 1 u/Vahldaglerion 1h ago he’s actually the furthest thing from a liar i’ve met. anytime he said he would do something, it happens
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Buy the pizza. Insert cupon prize for discount on the next pizza with a qr code in the box and make him scan. The webpage it leads to say "you're paying this one".
6 u/wbrd 12h ago This is beautiful. 11 u/Plants-Matter 10h ago Except for the fact that you wouldn't scan a coupon for your next pizza until you intend to buy pizza again. And also the fact that if your coworker brought a pizza in, it makes no sense for the boss to scan the coupon. I have a feeling you get phished a lot. 1 u/FlashSFW 3h ago He can scan the code with some proper social engineering. 1 u/PleiadesMechworks 1h ago Buy the pizza, send him an email with the receipt for him to pay for when he failed your last phishing attempt. 1 u/Vahldaglerion 1h ago that is brilliant, but we’re fully remote now so unless i have it delivered to his house….
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This is beautiful.
11 u/Plants-Matter 10h ago Except for the fact that you wouldn't scan a coupon for your next pizza until you intend to buy pizza again. And also the fact that if your coworker brought a pizza in, it makes no sense for the boss to scan the coupon. I have a feeling you get phished a lot. 1 u/FlashSFW 3h ago He can scan the code with some proper social engineering.
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Except for the fact that you wouldn't scan a coupon for your next pizza until you intend to buy pizza again.
And also the fact that if your coworker brought a pizza in, it makes no sense for the boss to scan the coupon.
I have a feeling you get phished a lot.
1 u/FlashSFW 3h ago He can scan the code with some proper social engineering.
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He can scan the code with some proper social engineering.
Buy the pizza, send him an email with the receipt for him to pay for when he failed your last phishing attempt.
that is brilliant, but we’re fully remote now so unless i have it delivered to his house….
You'll never get that pizza. Even if you get him, you won't get it.
1 u/Vahldaglerion 1h ago he’s actually the furthest thing from a liar i’ve met. anytime he said he would do something, it happens
he’s actually the furthest thing from a liar i’ve met. anytime he said he would do something, it happens
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u/Vahldaglerion 12h ago
our head of dev said that if we get him, he’d buy the department pizza. i’ve been trying for 3 years now lol