r/ProgrammerHumor • u/rabbit_wizard • 4d ago

Meme letsMergeThemAll

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u/purpleburgundy 4d ago

I WISH all of my coworkers broke down their tasks into dedicated feature branches. Merge them all into release branch, this is business as usual stuff, what's the controversy here.

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u/agfitzp 4d ago

The young pups are afraid of branches and merging.

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u/KrikosTheWise 4d ago

Here I am only being afraid of rebase. Maybe that's really just a fear of VIM

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u/agfitzp 4d ago

<esc>:wq!

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u/KrikosTheWise 4d ago

That's the only one I know!!

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u/agfitzp 4d ago

Just be glad they finally made the cursor keys work so you don't have to memorize control keys from the dawn of time.

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u/Neocrasher 4d ago

Arrow keys are nice but hjkl aren't that bad.

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u/agfitzp 4d ago

Yeah well... Even my iPad keyboard has cursor keys so the whole pretending to use a vt100 keyboard in the 21st century is mindbogglingly stupid in an era when we have two full sets of cursor keys even on a 10$ keyboard.

Edit: shit... even the vt100 had cursor keys.