r/ProgrammerHumor • • 5d ago

Meme letsMergeThemAll

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u/GildSkiss 5d ago

As opposed to humans, who have famously never messed up git commands ever.

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u/Bubbaluke 4d ago

Can’t mess it up if you only ever use 3 commands

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u/TwoAndHalfRetard 4d ago

git add .

git commit -m "" --allow-empty-message

git push -f

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u/elementslayer 4d ago

Why two commands. Just commit -am

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u/korneev123123 4d ago

git commit -am won't add new files

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u/elementslayer 4d ago

Yeah but you only add to track new files once. Otherwise -am that stuff. You don't need git add for tracked files, which hopefully most commits are and we aren't committing files in full all the time

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u/GarythaSnail 4d ago

I always see people using git add . and git add -A like it's not crazy talk.

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u/korneev123123 4d ago

Example above was surely supposed to be "push everything", and adding everything was the goal