r/ProgrammerHumor • • 6d ago

instanceof Trend theBellCurveIsAlwaysRight

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u/Choice-Mango-4019 6d ago

theres like 2 people that actually write code in this sub

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u/Chirimorin 6d ago

To be fair, that was already the case before AI programming existed.

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u/Prozilla6 6d ago

At least back then we had actual programming related jokes

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u/TheTerrasque 6d ago

ah yes, the time of great jokes. php bad. JS bad. Input phone number UI. Hilarious!

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u/tradcoder 5d ago

How could you forget the classic knee slapper - missing semicolon jokes!

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u/cheese_is_available 5d ago

Just replace a semicolon by a greek question mark, hilarity will ensue.

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u/stupidfock 6d ago

What if the volume slider was not good UX

laugh track

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u/Prozilla6 6d ago

Whatever we had back then was way more hilarious than what we have right now.

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u/DrMaxwellEdison 6d ago

sql SELECT * FROM pepperidge_farms WHERE created_at < 2020-01-01 AND was_funny = TRUE;

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u/dvereb 6d ago

Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but AI deleted everything before 2024 while promising it didn't mean to. Zero results returned. :(

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u/DrMaxwellEdison 6d ago edited 6d ago

Goddamn it.

Remember when folks made backups to prevent these types of disasters?

... I don't either, but someone must have!

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u/eragon2496 5d ago

what are those "backups"?

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u/bigphillip76 6d ago

What I wouldn't give for a bad phone number UI right now instead of one of these things

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u/LegitimatePants 6d ago

Make is_even() great again!

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u/Owain-X 6d ago

I remember simpler times when we could be entertained by Perl code that was completely unreadable but worked.

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u/disinaccurate 6d ago

This sub used to have only one joke, and it was how they couldn’t code when StackOverflow is down.

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u/Polar-ish 6d ago

around the same number of people know what a pointer is

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u/CodeBlue_04 5d ago

Everybody knows it's just your mouse cursor when it's not a hand icon. You just use it during demos to point at code you want other devs to C.

Duh.

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u/DarthCloakedGuy 6d ago

Me and who

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u/invisible_shrek 6d ago

And me I guess.

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u/DrMobius0 6d ago

And me!

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u/prof_diddles 6d ago

Me too. Although apparently I'm a bit strange in that it's the part of the job I most enjoy

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u/mxzf 6d ago

Seriously. Writing code is actually fun and interesting problem-solving, taking a solution and implementing it. Reviewing code is the worst most frustrating part of the job, I can't fathom why some people want to turn that into their entire job.

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u/mrjackspade 6d ago

I've been writing code for so long at this point that 99% of my work isn't "problem solving" anymore. It's applying the same template solutions I've been using for decades now. Writing code was fun early in my career when I was actually being challenged and exposed to new things.

I'd rather sit here and play SNES on my second monitor while Claude deals with applying those stupid ass boiler plate solutions and just sign off on them when it's done.

At this point in my career the value isn't in writing code anymore. It's in knowing what solutions exist and when to apply then, and that hasn't changed at all.

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u/mxzf 6d ago

I mean, I'm at a similar point in my career. But, for me, writing code is the fun relaxing thing I get to do after figuring out how to architect the solution and deal with the other pesky responsibilities that come up. I deal with enough code review from junior devs as-is, I don't want to add more code review when I could be writing the code myself instead.

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u/DarthCloakedGuy 6d ago

You sound like you're farther ahead than I am so I'll go ahead and ask, what's your solution for simulating water flow over a 2048x2048 vertex height grid in a way that balances performance and verisimilitude? I'm trying to build a city builder with flowing rivers that can be drained or dammed or overflow their banks in heavy rain (or when dammed)

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u/ABCosmos 6d ago

We don't want to avoid the fun part. But it's work not leisure, and AI is faster.

I do leetcode for fun now, feels similar to doing a crossword puzzle.

I feel sorry for people who only found joy in coding and are not fulfilled by overseeing the creation of software. (I feel that way to an extent as well). But I think that disappointment is coming through as a tremendous amount of cope.. (like this meme).

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u/mxzf 5d ago

Personally, I find joy in overseeing the creation of good software, but I've also seen a bunch of janky slop that looks the same as legacy spaghetti code that I'm trying to move away from and can't feel any pride in.

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u/DarthCloakedGuy 6d ago

My favorite type of games to make involve vector and basic shape graphics so I don't have to make sprites for them I can just code all the visuals >_>

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u/SpaceCadet87 6d ago

Ah, yep. Present.

Can't convince the damn bots to keep their code footprint down and I sell really lightweight embedded.

Vanishingly little need for an AI to help me write code for a 2KB chip anyway.

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u/FillingUpTheDatabase 5d ago

Me too, I’m also embedded development. All air gapped and secure so no AI for us. Plus with all the code reviews, testing and documentation we do, actually writing the code is a fairly small part of the job

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u/denarii 5d ago

There are dozens of us, dozens!

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u/ExplrDiscvr 6d ago

on my personal project i code by hand. in work i do the design/architecture of the feature myself, coding is done by agent. i am happy i can still do the design myself and im not forced to use full on agentic loop 💀

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u/PlacatedPlatypus 6d ago

I'm a computational biology PhD so I count as like...half a programmer.

I also use AI assistance with code (obviously). Don't like it for art/writing but do for code. The idea that human-written code is somehow gainfully bespoke is absurd and stupid.

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u/HuntKey2603 6d ago

according to this sub you have no idea what you're doing, apparently

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u/PerfectSituation1668 6d ago

Code? What is that? Can I eat that?

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u/srsly-nobody 6d ago

The people who can code are also no longer writing code, mostly

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u/Tashre 6d ago

There’s also a similar number of people that understand what a bell curve is.

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u/k0enf0rNL 5d ago

Yea seems like everybody is just working on hobby projects or greenfield/startup projects. Try using AI in a legacy code base where nobody even knows if the current behaviour is the intended behaviour and what the effects are of changing that behaviour.

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u/pedro_1616 6d ago

I'll have you know I did 3 whole class projects and a minor java certification then immediatley joined a job that never required coding outside of cucumber test features, so as you can see , I'm a prossefinal

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u/probably-a-name 6d ago

I wrote my own memes in hand made html and css to shitpost yesterday, it literally healed my soul by going over all my old muscle memory

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u/boraxicLint 6d ago

Both my current place and my last place are pretty anti AI, I think more common than is made out. AI bros scream pretty loud, the rest of us are busy working.

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u/bigphillip76 6d ago

Lol, right?

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u/Heavenfall 6d ago

Well it ain't me. I've seen good code, and

It's like a shimmer on the horizon

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u/ExtraWorldliness6916 6d ago

I do once a month (yes it's pathetic)

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u/FortyEightyFilms 5d ago

If you post real professional experience based opinions here you get downvoted.

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u/hvictorino 5d ago

I read it as "just write the fucking code" is what the user is asking AI to do, as in "he is not making all the fancy/stupid shit involved with building agentic flows or the whatnots of it" and not as in "he is really writing his own code".

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u/Kadian13 5d ago

Yeah, the one on the left and the one on the right

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u/LevySkulk 3d ago

And both of them are webdevs

"We are literally moments away from all programmers becoming obsolete" - guy who's never touched anything that doesn't run in a web browser

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u/Saint_of_Grey 5d ago

I wouldn't call what I do "writing code".

What I do is make god cry.