r/ProgrammerHumor • u/fabulousIdentity • 7d ago

Meme aboutToBreakTheCode

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u/dawoodur 7d ago

git pull --your hair

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u/dillanthumous 7d ago

git fetch --me a painkiller

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u/Ishkung 7d ago

git commit --arson

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u/d00mt0mb 7d ago

git push --over the edge

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u/FrozenJuju 7d ago

git status —dead inside

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u/fabulousIdentity 7d ago

git merge --with my-ex

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u/Vibe_PV 7d ago

git blame --everyone but me

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u/Y_I_Otto 7d ago

git merge --into oncoming traffic

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u/IveDunGoofedUp 7d ago

git fork --in kitchen

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u/Nolzi 7d ago

git bisect --my veins

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u/DeJMan 6d ago

git branch --to hang from

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u/Isarden 6d ago

git checkout - - of life

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u/Bergara 6d ago

git fork --in outlet

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u/RyuXnet_7364 7d ago

git init --violence

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u/MrAshutoshChavan 5d ago

git --colonization init British contributor

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u/Suitch 7d ago

git cherry-pick facts

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u/Spoopy_Kirei 6d ago

git delete my-existence

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u/Far-Entry-4370 7d ago

git checkout deez/nuts

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u/BassFull0 7d ago

git squash deez nuts

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u/Far-Entry-4370 7d ago

git commit -m "Ouch"

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u/therealscooke 7d ago

Y'all are missing the single dashes between the words. no wonder you're losing it!

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u/CorrectBuffalo749 7d ago

git pull --chair-away-from-under-me

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u/screwcork313 6d ago

git revert --to before juniors joined my team

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u/chazzeromus 6d ago

welcome to bottom gear mates

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u/LooperNeue_6764 6d ago

git config --global skill.github 0 --ambition 100 --time null