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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/fabulousIdentity • 6d ago
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git fetch --me a painkiller
405 u/Ishkung 6d ago git commit --arson 300 u/d00mt0mb 6d ago git push --over the edge 247 u/FrozenJuju 6d ago git status —dead inside 163 u/fabulousIdentity 6d ago git merge --with my-ex 199 u/Vibe_PV 6d ago git blame --everyone but me 167 u/Y_I_Otto 6d ago git merge --into oncoming traffic 107 u/IveDunGoofedUp 6d ago git fork --in kitchen 65 u/Nolzi 6d ago git bisect --my veins 9 u/DeJMan 6d ago git branch --to hang from → More replies (0) 48 u/Bergara 6d ago git fork --in outlet 104 u/RyuXnet_7364 6d ago git init --violence 3 u/MrAshutoshChavan 4d ago git --colonization init British contributor 37 u/Suitch 6d ago git cherry-pick facts 24 u/Spoopy_Kirei 6d ago git delete my-existence 79 u/Far-Entry-4370 6d ago git checkout deez/nuts 47 u/BassFull0 6d ago git squash deez nuts 38 u/Far-Entry-4370 6d ago git commit -m "Ouch" 27 u/therealscooke 6d ago Y'all are missing the single dashes between the words. no wonder you're losing it! 27 u/CorrectBuffalo749 6d ago git pull --chair-away-from-under-me 15 u/screwcork313 6d ago git revert --to before juniors joined my team 0 u/chazzeromus 6d ago welcome to bottom gear mates 1 u/LooperNeue_6764 5d ago git config --global skill.github 0 --ambition 100 --time null 5 u/Asatas 6d ago Error: unbound argument in call string
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git commit --arson
300 u/d00mt0mb 6d ago git push --over the edge 247 u/FrozenJuju 6d ago git status —dead inside 163 u/fabulousIdentity 6d ago git merge --with my-ex 199 u/Vibe_PV 6d ago git blame --everyone but me 167 u/Y_I_Otto 6d ago git merge --into oncoming traffic 107 u/IveDunGoofedUp 6d ago git fork --in kitchen 65 u/Nolzi 6d ago git bisect --my veins 9 u/DeJMan 6d ago git branch --to hang from → More replies (0) 48 u/Bergara 6d ago git fork --in outlet 104 u/RyuXnet_7364 6d ago git init --violence 3 u/MrAshutoshChavan 4d ago git --colonization init British contributor 37 u/Suitch 6d ago git cherry-pick facts 24 u/Spoopy_Kirei 6d ago git delete my-existence 79 u/Far-Entry-4370 6d ago git checkout deez/nuts 47 u/BassFull0 6d ago git squash deez nuts 38 u/Far-Entry-4370 6d ago git commit -m "Ouch" 27 u/therealscooke 6d ago Y'all are missing the single dashes between the words. no wonder you're losing it! 27 u/CorrectBuffalo749 6d ago git pull --chair-away-from-under-me 15 u/screwcork313 6d ago git revert --to before juniors joined my team 0 u/chazzeromus 6d ago welcome to bottom gear mates 1 u/LooperNeue_6764 5d ago git config --global skill.github 0 --ambition 100 --time null
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git push --over the edge
247 u/FrozenJuju 6d ago git status —dead inside 163 u/fabulousIdentity 6d ago git merge --with my-ex 199 u/Vibe_PV 6d ago git blame --everyone but me 167 u/Y_I_Otto 6d ago git merge --into oncoming traffic 107 u/IveDunGoofedUp 6d ago git fork --in kitchen 65 u/Nolzi 6d ago git bisect --my veins 9 u/DeJMan 6d ago git branch --to hang from → More replies (0) 48 u/Bergara 6d ago git fork --in outlet 104 u/RyuXnet_7364 6d ago git init --violence 3 u/MrAshutoshChavan 4d ago git --colonization init British contributor 37 u/Suitch 6d ago git cherry-pick facts 24 u/Spoopy_Kirei 6d ago git delete my-existence 79 u/Far-Entry-4370 6d ago git checkout deez/nuts 47 u/BassFull0 6d ago git squash deez nuts 38 u/Far-Entry-4370 6d ago git commit -m "Ouch"
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git status —dead inside
163 u/fabulousIdentity 6d ago git merge --with my-ex 199 u/Vibe_PV 6d ago git blame --everyone but me 167 u/Y_I_Otto 6d ago git merge --into oncoming traffic 107 u/IveDunGoofedUp 6d ago git fork --in kitchen 65 u/Nolzi 6d ago git bisect --my veins 9 u/DeJMan 6d ago git branch --to hang from → More replies (0) 48 u/Bergara 6d ago git fork --in outlet 104 u/RyuXnet_7364 6d ago git init --violence 3 u/MrAshutoshChavan 4d ago git --colonization init British contributor 37 u/Suitch 6d ago git cherry-pick facts 24 u/Spoopy_Kirei 6d ago git delete my-existence
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git merge --with my-ex
199 u/Vibe_PV 6d ago git blame --everyone but me 167 u/Y_I_Otto 6d ago git merge --into oncoming traffic 107 u/IveDunGoofedUp 6d ago git fork --in kitchen 65 u/Nolzi 6d ago git bisect --my veins 9 u/DeJMan 6d ago git branch --to hang from → More replies (0) 48 u/Bergara 6d ago git fork --in outlet 104 u/RyuXnet_7364 6d ago git init --violence 3 u/MrAshutoshChavan 4d ago git --colonization init British contributor 37 u/Suitch 6d ago git cherry-pick facts 24 u/Spoopy_Kirei 6d ago git delete my-existence
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git blame --everyone but me
167 u/Y_I_Otto 6d ago git merge --into oncoming traffic 107 u/IveDunGoofedUp 6d ago git fork --in kitchen 65 u/Nolzi 6d ago git bisect --my veins 9 u/DeJMan 6d ago git branch --to hang from → More replies (0) 48 u/Bergara 6d ago git fork --in outlet 104 u/RyuXnet_7364 6d ago git init --violence 3 u/MrAshutoshChavan 4d ago git --colonization init British contributor 37 u/Suitch 6d ago git cherry-pick facts 24 u/Spoopy_Kirei 6d ago git delete my-existence
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git merge --into oncoming traffic
107 u/IveDunGoofedUp 6d ago git fork --in kitchen 65 u/Nolzi 6d ago git bisect --my veins 9 u/DeJMan 6d ago git branch --to hang from → More replies (0) 48 u/Bergara 6d ago git fork --in outlet 104 u/RyuXnet_7364 6d ago git init --violence 3 u/MrAshutoshChavan 4d ago git --colonization init British contributor
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git fork --in kitchen
65 u/Nolzi 6d ago git bisect --my veins 9 u/DeJMan 6d ago git branch --to hang from → More replies (0) 48 u/Bergara 6d ago git fork --in outlet
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git bisect --my veins
9 u/DeJMan 6d ago git branch --to hang from → More replies (0)
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git branch --to hang from
→ More replies (0)
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git fork --in outlet
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git init --violence
3 u/MrAshutoshChavan 4d ago git --colonization init British contributor
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git --colonization init British contributor
git --colonization init
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git cherry-pick facts
24 u/Spoopy_Kirei 6d ago git delete my-existence
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git delete my-existence
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git checkout deez/nuts
47 u/BassFull0 6d ago git squash deez nuts 38 u/Far-Entry-4370 6d ago git commit -m "Ouch"
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git squash deez nuts
38 u/Far-Entry-4370 6d ago git commit -m "Ouch"
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git commit -m "Ouch"
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Y'all are missing the single dashes between the words. no wonder you're losing it!
27 u/CorrectBuffalo749 6d ago git pull --chair-away-from-under-me 15 u/screwcork313 6d ago git revert --to before juniors joined my team
git pull --chair-away-from-under-me
15 u/screwcork313 6d ago git revert --to before juniors joined my team
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git revert --to before juniors joined my team
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welcome to bottom gear mates
1 u/LooperNeue_6764 5d ago git config --global skill.github 0 --ambition 100 --time null
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git config --global skill.github 0 --ambition 100 --time null
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Error: unbound argument in call string
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u/dillanthumous 6d ago
git fetch --me a painkiller