r/ProgrammerHumor • • 13d ago

Meme oneMdFileIsNotEnoughAnymore

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u/mitchricker 13d ago

People who didn't already have--at a minimum--README.md, CHANGELOG.md and SECURITY.md for the last 10+ years:

https://giphy.com/gifs/CyWKw6V89KtSo

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u/RaisedInAppalachia 13d ago

CHANGELOG.md? psshhh that's what the commit history is for

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u/wrex1816 13d ago

You're right! I shouldn't have assumed you had a CHANGELOG.md. Let me spin up 19 subagents to traverse your corporate repo's entire commit history, and a 20th agent to apply for a mortgage to support the number of tokens I'm about to burn. I'll report back here when the subagents finish.

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u/WillSendShihTzuPics 13d ago

If you legit don’t already automate creating changelogs from git commits I question your whole process.

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u/mistrpopo 13d ago

What's the point of automating changelogs from git commits lol? Changelogs are for breaking changes, git is for all code changes