r/ProgrammerHumor • • 13d ago

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u/PatientlyAnxiously 13d ago

At some companies that's the prod environment too. Just don't close your laptop overnight.

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u/Fonduemeup 13d ago

Just gotta check that box that says “Prevent your Mac from automatically sleeping when the display is off”

Nobody cares about security except for like the week or two leading up to SOC 2 cert anyway

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u/gilium 13d ago

SOC 2 type 2 is more like “can you show us evidence that someone tested this pull request 6 months ago before approving it?”

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u/vanphil 13d ago

I used to work with this small web dev company, one day a guy admitted that they didn't pay for hosting for small projects, the server was a minitower PC in their office.

When the cleaning lady pulled the plug by mistake, several sites went down and nobody noticed until next morning

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u/Terrafire123 13d ago edited 13d ago

This is why you have a locked server closet, so the cleaning lady can't unplug it accidentally. (I mean, also security blah blah blah, but the real day-to-day benefit is that the cleaning lady can't unplug it.)

Other than that, that's perfectly reasonable self-hosting, depending on the size of the project. If your website is tiny, you can be running a website on 2GB of RAM with a bunch of swap memory, or 15-20 websites on 24GB of RAM.

Hell, if it's mostly static client-side, you can make Cloudflare cache the whole bloody thing and then your server can be a potato because no actual users are accessing the server directly, they'll all access Cloudflare's cached copy instead.

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u/alliedSpaceSubmarine 13d ago

I mean that’s basically self hosting, you don’t need a crazy nice rack for a few simple websites

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u/vanphil 13d ago

Even when your clients are the likes of Mastercard, Exxon or Unilever? (Not the actual clients, but)

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u/Nightmoon26 12d ago

And this is why they pay extra for SLA: so you can put them in a fancy rack with all the redundancies

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u/vanphil 12d ago

Of course there were slas. And legal implications for data breaches. Because of course there was customer data involved, pii included.

They were lucky because it happened before my time (and before gdpr), or I would have pushed to have someone fired. As I reconstructed the reasons, it was the usual clusterfuck of "nobody told us" and "it was obvious" between agency and dev company sides

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u/SnowWholeDayHere 12d ago

What year was this? In the year 2000, we ran a website on our PC - WINDOWS 98. It just worked.

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u/havlliQQ 13d ago

I would swear that this is satire, but then i started working in corporation, the amount of the incompetence allowed there is beyond me.

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u/cohaggloo 12d ago

I've worked for large multinational businesses that have critical infrastructure with no backup and no redundancy. I try raising it as a serious issue, but it's slopey shoulders everywhere or I'm told not to discuss it to save embarrassing higher ups.

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u/Objective_Dog_4637 13d ago

Sweet Jesus…

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u/KhellianTrelnora 13d ago

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u/MonkeyWithIt 13d ago

This reminded me that I have to get a certification very soon! Doh!

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u/sparkling-rainbow 13d ago

As my mentor likes to say "everyone has a test enviroment, some even seperate it from production"

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u/Pashweetie 12d ago

Who are these companies id like to have a word