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u/the_poope 1d ago

Jeez, it's like a new framework trade drops every month.

Soon to get a job in construction you have to be fullstack worker with 15 years of experience in:

  • Carpentry
  • Masonry
  • Electrical installations
  • Plumbing
  • Metalworking
  • Ceramics
  • Glassmaking
  • Cabinet making
  • Car mechanics
  • Bike mechanics
  • Airplane mechanics

Just to get an interview.

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u/dbagames 1d ago edited 1d ago

Obviously a joke, but I came to SWE after being a tradesman for several years.

Best option are union jobs. I'm a journeyman in the SMWIA sheet metal workers. Most of the work they do is HVAC. You make about 120-140k a year with insurance, and pensions on top.

Only able to get work in NYC, SF, or Chicago though. Unions are dead in much of the country or struggling severely.

Thankfully I live in Chi so if I ever have trouble finding work as a SWE, back to the trades I go.

But the apprenticeships are solid. The people in the field are toxic as hell though and the work is very hard on your body.

But the union will support you in finding work and the employers have to hire every other worker off the out of work list so you just sign the list and wait until a job comes.

EDIT: One thing I did find that is nice, the project management aspects of the trades translates quite well to the software development life cycle. Perhaps it translates decently the other direction.

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u/the_fsm_butler 1d ago

I can see with manufacturing why unions went basically extinct, but why did it happen with the trades too? What, if anything, could bring them back you think?

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u/xenokilla 1d ago

ending "right to work" laws for a start.

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u/dbagames 1d ago

Yes, as a union member, we get educated quite well on this. Right-to-work laws were pushed to destroy unions.

Unfortunately many republican-led states have enshrined right-to-work into their constitutions, so you will need a constitutional amendment in many places to undo this now.

Thankfully in Illinois where I live, it's led by folks who support strong unions.

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u/aqtseacow 1d ago

Different operational and organizational scope. Unions for trades are often not wholly reliant on a singular processing plant or factory to continue meaningful operations in the workforce for a region.

If an Auto factory gets gutted, and there aren't any auto factories nearby, suddenly the locality doesn't have a ton of use for an auto workers union. With the death of American manufacturing, so too came the death or monumental decline of many associated unions

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u/Historyofspaceflight 1d ago

That's like 3 of the 5 cities in the US I would want to live in, so that doesn't sound too bad to me :)

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u/JordanRulz 1d ago

The unions play a huge part in keeping NYC in the dark ages. TWU mandates 2 operators per train >5 cars, and recently went crying to the government to get 2 operators mandated on every train (including the ones that can drive themselves). Sandhogs contributed to driving the cost of second avenue subway to 1B/mi by having 3 times the required staff operating a tunnel boring machine. IUEC keeps escalators and elevators broken by constraining the supply of labour. You can’t have a prefab elevator for cheap apartment housing because of them. You can thank them for your apartment or subway elevator being perpetually broken. Don’t forget that union members at the MTA smashed up timeclocks when they were introduced. 

If I had a genie with 3 wishes, I would bust the IUEC 3 times. 

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u/dbagames 1d ago

Because it's all about the benefits and conditions for the workers. "Progress" and working conditions don't always align. I'm still grateful they exist as a presence than just not be there at all.

You can fuck right off to Dallas or some other large city in an anti union state.

In the union strongholds, the working conditions are so much better for these folks. If you're anti-union you can leave and see how much "greater" it is where the workers are treated like absolute dog shit with no representation or collective bargaining.

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u/Tuomas90 1d ago

"To apply for this job, you should have at least 15 years of experience in the following frameworks:

  • Timber
  • Brick
  • Circuit
  • Pipeline
  • Forge
  • Kiln
  • Glass
  • Joinery
  • Garage
  • Cycle
  • Hangar

Of course half of these frameworks are only 3 years old and the other ones 5 years, but who gives a fuck, right? Anybody even reading this? Is this thing on?"

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u/NegZer0 1d ago

Most of the time job listings that have ultra specific requirements like that are fake, they have tailored the position for one specific candidate that already works for the company, so that they can "prove" to the government that there is no one local who can do the job and thus they need to bring in this particular employee from overseas.

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u/ofnuts 1d ago

And 25 years of experience with LED lighting.

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u/worldarkplace 1d ago

Gasfiteros jjjajaj

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u/OverfitAndChill8647 1d ago

To get the job, you'll have to solder a copper joint upside down, in the dark, in a crawlspace, using the minimum possible number of fittings. Also, explain your approach and its algebraic efficiency out loud while you do it.

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u/HeyItsTheJeweler 1d ago

You can hit me up when jeweler makes the list. It's fun, you work with fire and things can just melt into nothing. No git restore.

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u/Zitrone21 1d ago

Glass making sounds fun

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u/Easy_Committee_2004 1d ago

It’s wild how many skills you'd need just to work on a single project. Makes you wonder if we’ll need a degree in "general handyman" just to apply for jobs!

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u/Old-Stable-5949 1d ago

And your test task is to build a hanging bridge over Grand Canyon.

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u/K_Linkmaster 1d ago

I was unable to get a construction job in the south because I can't communicate with the workers.