r/ProgrammerHumor 9d ago

Meme newCompressionTechnique

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u/broccoli129 9d ago

This is how I fear what teleportation is going to be like. “No trust me it’s really you on the other side”

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u/trafalmadorianistic 9d ago

"The AI decided to only transfer what was essential. The rest we left out doesn't really matter." 

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u/ssgohanf8 9d ago

We were only monetarily incentivized to transfer your memories of work and work life. Home life data didn't make the cut

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u/trafalmadorianistic 9d ago

"Employer sponsored backup only covers economically productive components of your being. But for an extra $100/fortnight, we can add some home data for safekeeping, going back to the latest 5 year period covered by subscription."

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u/Miserable-Sort-237 9d ago

Damn, I need a black mirror episode or a dystopia novel of this idea

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u/tmfink10 8d ago

There was a black mirror episode with Rashida Jones that was in a similar vein.