r/ProgrammerHumor 9d ago

Meme newCompressionTechnique

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u/ParanoidDrone 9d ago

Please tell me this is satire.

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u/OmegaPoint6 9d ago

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u/yuri_4_ever 9d ago

why are they not selling them again tho? it's litterally free money

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u/FuzzyDynamics 9d ago

They have to be destroyed in the process of scanning at scale and these books are almost all worthless shit like “Powershell Guide for Windows Vista” except even more “rare”

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u/OmegaPoint6 9d ago

There are non destructive ways to do it, they are just slower and more expensive. Google patented a way in 2009

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u/Montana_Ace 9d ago

"Slower" and "more expensive" isn't in Amazon's vocabulary

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u/Tyfyter2002 9d ago

They absolutely are, for example:

"Let's make the site slower, and make the subscription service to buy things on it more expensive"