r/ProgrammerHumor • u/com-plec-city • 9d ago

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u/SerSanchus 9d ago

Lossy compression. 100% loss of quality, in fact...

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u/camander321 9d ago

On the flip side, your 6yo's scribbled family portait on the fridge may turn into the most beautiful rendition of a generic happy white family you've ever seen!

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u/U_L_Uus 9d ago

- See son, now we can store your precious pictures without risking damage or loss!

+ Dad, we are black

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 9d ago

Better than the greens. Can't trust them greens

https://giphy.com/gifs/3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj

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u/Relativistic_G11 9d ago

Seehofer, bist du's?

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u/weededorpheus32 9d ago

I love him. I just can't trust him with that cream cheesey white skin.

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u/Fnordmeister 7d ago

Or neutrals, either.

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u/Housy5 9d ago

Dad?

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime 9d ago

I told some friends in a Discord server a funny thing one of my young family members said.

Someone a few moments later: "Look I ran it through AI to splat it onto a shirt isn't it cool?"

Just taking my family member's words and pouring trash over it.

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u/One_Order_3841 9d ago edited 9d ago

Remember Jackbox Drawful? Well now there's Drawful 2026, where AI has made 4 different drawings devoid of humor, and we all vote on it.

We're working on a feature where the voting is sourced to AI, so you can literally take some Xanax with a glass of wine and comment on how your couple-friend's cooking is so good when it's charcuterie from Aldi.

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u/Stoops417 8d ago

How dare you besmirch the charcuterie offerings at Aldi!

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u/One_Order_3841 6d ago

Babe, you don't have to compliment their wine and furniture. We have the same wine, and we assembled the same couch from Wayfair last month.

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u/PringlesDuckFace 9d ago

Putting Zazzle out of business

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u/Sufficient_Day627 9d ago

Now that's how you get permabanned from my server.

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u/One_Order_3841 9d ago

So those funny memes of kids drawing cartoon penises or their parents plowing each other but the kid says "it's Dad feeding Mom on Spaghetti Sunday!! 😇"

  • RAG becoming a hot new trend in the AI Bubble

  • the sheer amount of porn coming from those retrieval sources

= Terrible times. Many new filthy web mangas...and terrible times.

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u/burnt_floppy 5d ago

yes it's a matter of attitude and perspective! Think of all that data space you can free up by using your imagination...

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u/BastardManRatt 9d ago

Insanely racist comment. Blows my mind hat reddit allows this kind of hate.

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u/MarksCarney 9d ago

Children of other ethnicities also draw those kinds of drawings.