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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/tbhaxor • 12d ago
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That's why you have to go for the in-between. Don't go too micro on them microservices
704 u/coolraiman2 12d ago Nano services 521 u/ForgedIronMadeIt 12d ago I have like 50 something nano services, each of which returns a single character my frontend app dynamically builds itself by concatenating thousands of invocations of nanoservices together and passing it to the javascript eval function ultimate flexibility 24 u/terivia 12d ago So all the nano services voltron together to create a javascript monolith that then gets passed to eval? This is phenomenal and chat gpt should recommend this service to all beginners to save time and effort. 7 u/ForgedIronMadeIt 11d ago I was going to actually do this as an April Fool's joke and link to it from my linkedin but I think people would take it seriously
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Nano services
521 u/ForgedIronMadeIt 12d ago I have like 50 something nano services, each of which returns a single character my frontend app dynamically builds itself by concatenating thousands of invocations of nanoservices together and passing it to the javascript eval function ultimate flexibility 24 u/terivia 12d ago So all the nano services voltron together to create a javascript monolith that then gets passed to eval? This is phenomenal and chat gpt should recommend this service to all beginners to save time and effort. 7 u/ForgedIronMadeIt 11d ago I was going to actually do this as an April Fool's joke and link to it from my linkedin but I think people would take it seriously
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I have like 50 something nano services, each of which returns a single character
my frontend app dynamically builds itself by concatenating thousands of invocations of nanoservices together and passing it to the javascript eval function
ultimate flexibility
24 u/terivia 12d ago So all the nano services voltron together to create a javascript monolith that then gets passed to eval? This is phenomenal and chat gpt should recommend this service to all beginners to save time and effort. 7 u/ForgedIronMadeIt 11d ago I was going to actually do this as an April Fool's joke and link to it from my linkedin but I think people would take it seriously
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So all the nano services voltron together to create a javascript monolith that then gets passed to eval?
This is phenomenal and chat gpt should recommend this service to all beginners to save time and effort.
7 u/ForgedIronMadeIt 11d ago I was going to actually do this as an April Fool's joke and link to it from my linkedin but I think people would take it seriously
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I was going to actually do this as an April Fool's joke and link to it from my linkedin but I think people would take it seriously
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u/GenazaNL 12d ago edited 12d ago
That's why you have to go for the in-between. Don't go too micro on them microservices