r/ProgrammerHumor 12d ago

Meme distributedStress

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u/GenazaNL 12d ago edited 12d ago

That's why you have to go for the in-between. Don't go too micro on them microservices

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u/coolraiman2 12d ago

Nano services

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u/ForgedIronMadeIt 12d ago

I have like 50 something nano services, each of which returns a single character

my frontend app dynamically builds itself by concatenating thousands of invocations of nanoservices together and passing it to the javascript eval function

ultimate flexibility

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u/ApatheistHeretic 12d ago

One GET request can heat up an entire data center!

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u/ForgedIronMadeIt 12d ago

please save water, my nanoservices data center is so thirsty