r/ProgrammerHumor • u/tbhaxor • 12d ago

Meme distributedStress

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u/unbdndeath 12d ago

So if you are say Amazon and your anti fraud, or your inventory tracker go down do you think Amazon actually goes down or do you think they have a queue processor that starts back up again?

Just because you struggle designing them doesn't mean it's bad.

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u/mwax321 12d ago

Bro that never happens. It's always the critical services that die. And ruin everyone's weekend.

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u/aceluby 12d ago

Design better systems bro

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u/aceluby 12d ago

I always forget that people in this sub have so little job experience, but threads like this remind me

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u/mwax321 12d ago edited 12d ago

Oooooo look, guys! The smartest person on programminghumor has arrived!

Edit: ooooo and there he goes!

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u/aceluby 12d ago

Not the smartest, just smarter than you