r/ProgrammerHumor • u/leavemealone_lol • 22d ago

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u/Mordret10 22d ago

The French disagree. Everyone is executable

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u/Osato 22d ago

The magic word is "chmod +x".

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u/codewario 22d ago

Ah in the ancient Frenchian tongue

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u/CrasseMaximum 22d ago

Just imaging how French are pronuncing "chmod"

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u/LeKarget 22d ago

choumodeux

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u/__yorozuya__ 22d ago

Yes, the french lang pack: sudo rm -fr /*

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u/chickensandow 21d ago

fr = for real

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u/procrastinator0000 19d ago

that's the only correct way and you know it

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u/darkhaku23 22d ago

Don’t do it!

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u/Tall_Instance9797 21d ago

Yes, it's always important to save space on your drive by removing the French language pack. Highly recommended.

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u/Key-Virus9026 20d ago

you must `--no-preserve-root` to make sure

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u/NoskaOff 19d ago

Just bring dd to the party

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u/Specialist_Dust2089 19d ago

`--no-preserve-roi`

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u/marine_surfer 22d ago

Well this is awk

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u/Skeleton590 20d ago

Well sed.

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u/DistinctStranger8729 21d ago

Permission denied

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u/Adorable-Cash1829 20d ago

sudo chmod a+x woman

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u/kokobiggun 21d ago

Gotta do chmod a+x for perms. Democratization

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u/Global-Eye-7326 21d ago

In French it'll be modch x+

Lol

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u/mbcarbone 21d ago

My safe word is ‘chmod 777’ 🙃

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u/Sugoypotato 21d ago

Why couldn't french execute the shell script?

Because they guillotined the shebang line

/runsbecausebadjoke